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Me sitting there for ten minutes after watching Matilda, trying to make a cup move
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful
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me staring at the person I handed my ID to so they know it’s really me
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Me as a child every time Tyra Banks talked about smizing
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cashier: hi, how are you? me, high as hell, trying to form a simple sentence:
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me: bella hadid:
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Ally behind the curtain at the drag bar staring at Jackson performing
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anyone: h– me:
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I replaced a picture of my aunt with this. So far it's been 3 days and no ones noticed
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me looking at my professor when people start zipping backpacks a few mins before class ends bc i want them to know i’m still listening https://t.co/lKoq2rbp04
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Banker: Mam, whats your name? Me: Robin Banker: Robin what? Me: DeBank Banker: okay so you're Robin Debank? Me:
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Me: light ice My Starbucks barista:
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me in elementary school trying to have visions like raven symoné after seeing one episode of that's so raven
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When you’re getting constructive criticism but you’re sensitive so you try not to cry
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I’m....
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medusa turning her victims into stone
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I SAID are we gonna party in the USA
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Bank Robber: goofiest bitch in the room getting shot first Me:
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Ed Sheeran releasing a different version of the same song over and over again
