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This landlord who took things very, very literally:
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This landlord who needed some photographic evidence:
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The landlord who "installed" these (quite honestly inspiring) lamps:
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Mike the Landlord™ kept his message clear and concise:
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This landlord's unfailing security system:
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This landlord's weird flex, but OK:
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Again, another foolproof security system:
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This landlord who responded to complaints of a dead rodent smell like so:
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This landlord had the perfect solution to creating a desk sans wheels:
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This landlord didn't support his tenant moving to "the gates of hell":
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This landlord's ~in case of emergency~ plan:
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This landlord's friendly notification of ongoing building tours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This landlord's go-to installable shower head:
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And lastly, this landlord's warning to various drug-dealing tenants: