Animals·Posted on Jan 30, 2018STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THESE DOGS SITTING LIKE PEOPLEThey attacc, they protecc, but most importantly, they relaccccccc.by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Bring me my scotch." View this photo on Instagram 2. "Wait, is Meryl ACTUALLY gonna be on Big Little Lies?!" View this photo on Instagram 3. "Jeez, you drive like an escaped felon, Richard!" View this photo on Instagram 4. "Shit! Is it my turn to pick the kids up from school?" View this photo on Instagram 5. "Cheryl, I know you wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, but THIS?!?!?!" View this photo on Instagram 6. "All that's ever on the news these days is incoherent barking." View this photo on Instagram 7. *Drags cigarette* "The company is downsizing and the first division they're making cuts to is — you guessed it — sales." View this photo on Instagram 8. "I brought orange slices for halftime for the little soccer stars!" View this photo on Instagram 9. "If I'm being totally honest, I'm a little worried about your excessive butt-sniffing, Denise." View this photo on Instagram 10. "This episode of Black Mirror is getting too real..." View this photo on Instagram 11. "When will my husband return from war?" View this photo on Instagram 12. "I know the breakup's been hard man, but you gotta get back in the game." View this photo on Instagram 13. "Men can be so heartless, Jessica. I need another mimosa." View this photo on Instagram 14. "There, there. It okay." View this photo on Instagram 15. "Nothing to see here, just a man and his plushy cowboy..." View this photo on Instagram 16. "We'll get the assorted cheese platter to start. Right, my love?" View this photo on Instagram 17. "Crackin' open a cold one with the boys, gnawing on tennis balls... This is frickin' chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill." View this photo on Instagram 18. "I know this sounds silly, *girlish giggle* but I feel like I've known you forever..." View this photo on Instagram 19. "If I sees a bench, I sits." View this photo on Instagram 20. "You gonna pass the popcorn or what?" View this photo on Instagram 21. "So what job are you hoping to get with that degree in ceramics? I think everyone here would LOVE to know." View this photo on Instagram 22. *Listens to "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton in a prius* View this photo on Instagram