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    Hmm...Did Jake Gyllenhaal Just Address "All Too Well" On His Alleged Cat's Instagram?

    This was not on my 2021 bingo card.

    Good morning, all. This was not the post I was expecting to write today, yet here we are!

    So, as I'm sure you're aware, Miss Taylor Swift released "All Too Well (10-Minute Version) (Taylor's Version)" last week and seemingly set the world on fire — namely the world of her ex, Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Since J*ke Gyllenh**l is currently off somewhere crying and throwing up, a lot of folks are waiting for him to speak out on the resurgence of "All Too Well." Well, I think he just did...

    ...on his rumored cat's Instagram account.

    That's right, Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin is allegedly Jake Gyllenhaal's cat, and he is supposedly the manager of said account.

    Well, in Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin's post (on Nov. 16, 2021, let the record show), the cat — *sigh* — seemingly addressed the situation.

    "MEOUCH - y’all need to calm down and stop cyber bullying," the cat wrote in the caption.

    However, Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin herself later denied the claim that she belongs to Jake Gyllenhaal...unless it's all a silly little game?!?!?!?!??!

    STILL, there HAS been a lot of speculation.

    If it turns out Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin really IS Jake's cat, then this wouldn't be the first time Mr. Gyllenhaal has used her account to release a public statement — or endorse a political candidate???

    Regardless, Swifties seem pretty convinced, as they've found the account and have since taken to the comments:

    One person commented "all we did was ask if the twin flame bruise paint you blue mate that's it
    Another said "confirmation that ms flufflestiltskin does indeed belong to jake gyllenhaal LMFAO"
    One person wrote "I wanted to write a scarf joke but if this account blocked me I would literally die"

    Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin/maybe Jake's anti-cyberbullying statement was released right after another Taylor ex, John Mayer, shared screenshots of a rather enlightening DM conversation he had with a Swiftie.

    Regardless of whose side you're on, cyberbullying is never okay. A meme or two, sure, but let's keep things light, people.

    Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer on facetime right now knowing that Dear John (TV) is coming for his ass next

    Twitter / @alexandermalloy

    And Ms. Fluffle Stilt Skin's post is a reminder of that.

    But still, I wonder if Taylor's cats, Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin, will have anything to say...?

    Anywho, I choose to believe that Jake Gyllenhaal really did just make a public statement on his cat's Instagram. What a world we live in! *goes back to streaming ATW10*