Buzz·Posted on Jan 5, 202014 Anti-Matt Tweets For Anyone Who's Ever Crossed Paths With A Matt"Have you or a family member ever dated a guy named Matt? You may be entitled to compensation."by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dana Donnelly @danadonly my friend: so the new person you’re dating is another white guy named matt whose parents pay his rent? me: yeah, but like, there’s something different about this one. narrator: there was in fact not anything different about this one. 05:52 PM - 24 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. festively depressed liz🎄 @unrealizzztic boys that will definitely ruin your life: 1. any boy named kyle 2. all matts 3. chads (or anything with -ad) 4. any variation of zachary 5. any guy whose name starts with j 07:55 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jb @jessbee_ Dating apps be like: Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office” Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters” 11:27 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. discount miranda cosgrove @sarahnicoleryer have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation 01:31 AM - 15 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. linda @lwatts_93 My decade in dating: 2010: serial killer 2011: human dial tone 2012: dial tone 2013: best friend 2014: best friend 2015: slut 2016: slut 2017: slut 2018: guy who compared me to a mailbox 2019: 15 guys named Matt 04:26 PM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dana Donnelly @danadonly fun fact: ur body count doesn’t increase if u have already previously had sex w someone w that name. so for example, my body count this year was 1, bc even though i slept w 17 guys, they were ALL named matt. 06:20 AM - 25 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sara no h @sargoldsteiin 90% of guys named Matt have their name on twitter and instagram as mattyice 09:16 PM - 12 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. gluten-free baguette @DerivativeSin what up we’re 5 White Dudes in a Band, this is our drummer Mustache SticknPoke, our bassist NailPolish Earring, lead singer Denim Glasses, and 2 guys named Matt. Altogether we have 3 famous dads, 6 DUIs, and 4 pics of us on a couch outside.Our EP ‘My ex is crazy’ out on bandcamp 02:50 AM - 23 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets I have slept with enough guys named Matt to populate a small town in Ohio 10:26 PM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kiersten @kierstennamber the hardest part about working in tech is telling the difference between all the white guys named matt 03:47 PM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. steven grizwald @stephengriswold Frat boys will find out you like Kpop and be like "WTF dude 12 guys in one group lol how do you tell apart they look the same" even though they had 4 white guys named Matt in their pledge class of 15. 05:55 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Dana Donnelly @danadonly i do believe i was put on this earth to systematically ruin the lives of white men by dating them, to ensure that guys named matt have full blown panic attacks every time they get a text message. 06:01 AM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats There's too many guys named "Matt" at this Whole Foods. 02:23 AM - 06 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Some call me RZA @jrza206 When I am king, all welcome mats will be replaced by guys named Matt who lay down in front of doors saying "welcome" to whomever approaches. 03:21 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite