32 Hilarious Tweets For Anyone Who's Ever Ghosted Someone Or Been Ghosted

    "It's ghost or be ghosted out here."

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    *gets ghosted* me: wow, thanks for the 14 day free trial

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    It may be Spooky szn but I’ve been getting ghosted all year by people who I’ve gave all my effort too

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    why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting

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    To All The People I’ve Ghosted Accidentally Because I’m So Bad At Maintaining Communication With Anyone Even People I Care About

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    getting ghosted is wild u can be in the middle of a conversation asking if they like peach rings and then they don’t reply and u never ever find out if they like peach rings or not. fucked up

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    Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories

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    @ boy who ghosted me: what makes you think I'm just gonna respond when you text me completely out of the blue bc you're absolutely right and i 100% will BC IM DUMB

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    after responding immediately to a man who had been ghosting me

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    me: *double texts a boy who left me on read* government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*

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    if you get ghosted after one date that’s not a full ghost it should be called a spook

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    there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months

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    me when the same boy who ghosted me tries to message me again:

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    If you get ghosted in October can that technically be considered a success

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    if i had $5 for every time someone has randomly ghosted me because they got back together with their ex i’d be able to pay my rent until i graduate

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    1918: you died for me and now you are a ghost 2018: you ghosted me and now you are dead to me

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    i wish i cared about anything as much as the guy who ghosted me two months ago cares about looking at my instagram stories

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    *two weeks after being ghosted by a boy* boy: how have you been? me: good wbu boy: *ghosts me again* me:

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    me when i get ghosted yet again by a boy https://t.co/ygXKaBkegx

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    im getting ghosted by 2 men at the same time so i can only assume they fell in love and honestly good for them

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    do ever look at a boy and you know they've already ghosted on you but haven't even started talking yet

    21.

    What if instead of being ghosted, they sent you text saying: it’s been fun, thanks. Take care. & never said anything else to you lmao

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    The only respectable thing you can do when you run into someone who ghosted you is to forgive them, give them a second chance, form a relationship based on trust and mutual respect, fall deeply in love, build a life together, and leave them at the altar and never look back.

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    was supposed to go on a date tonight but got ghosted so I went to the flea market and bought a horse portrait instead. Roll with the punches, kings https://t.co/a1bHVlhMzR

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    someone: i have a crush on you me: give it 2 days lol *gets ghosted* me:

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    if you sleep with a dude that has a Pulp Fiction poster in their dorm room you cannot cry on your finsta about getting ghosted. You knew the outcome

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    Just ghosted a guy for the first time. What do you guys usually do with the body?

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    To All The Boys I fucked around with for a bit but then ultimately ghosted because I was still in love with my ex

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    indie boys put a roll in their beanie for every girl theyve ghosted

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    screw dating to marry, I’m dating to be ghosted on right after I open up and start envisioning a future with u

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    Me, .2 seconds before I triple text the guy who ghosted me: https://t.co/vWozbnl3go

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    it's ghost or be ghosted out here