If you're anything like me, you very much enjoy a light roasting of the Males™. Especially on Twitter!
So, for your viewing pleasure, I've compiled some of my favorite roast tweets about guys by some hilarious Twitter folks. Enjoy, girls and gays!!! 😌💕
1.
men are so easy. all I have to say is “damn your hand so big” and he’s taking his clothes off
2.
men on dating apps be like “I’m 6’2 if that matters” and I’m like bro ur wearing a Rick & Morty shirt, ur making me 6’2 my stomach
3.
I refuse to believe men being unable to find the clitoris is actually a thing. You open it up and it’s literally right there like a video game boss critical hit zone.
4.
is there a scientific explanation for why all men are color blind? did it have something to do with them not being the ones that had to look for berries and shit 😭 https://t.co/0OyXtW2ZqL
5.
"men don't gossip" ok explain the transfer window
6.
men take one good picture and coast on that shit for 5 years
7.
turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound
8.
new chapstick for men just dropped
9.
men don’t believe in astrology but believe shit like this
10.
If we hadn’t let men who have been in fraternities do politics our country would be 100+ years more advanced
11.
men hate on astrology but be on 2k building they dream man..
12.
men be at house parties saying "this song was on fifa"
13.
Rap beef is funny when you think about it. Two (or more) grown men so angry they are driven to recite poetry over an instrumental.
14.
men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives
15.
we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ?
16.
I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.
17.
Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.
18. And lastly:
Anyone who think men are complex creatures is an idiot