Here are a bunch of tweets from this month that 1) lightly roasted men, and 2) made me giggle at my desk. If you think these are funny, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place! 😌
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men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help carry all their audacity
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boys literally don’t post ANYTHING on social media a guy could be getting married and he’ll only post like the sunset on his story
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boys want sex men want back scratchies
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Men will bury their emotions for decades and then take it all out on children tubing while they drive the boat
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I waitressed at olive garden for years and no amount of training can prepare you for the number of men who think it's ok to propose to their girlfriends in an olive garden on valentine's day
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When I say ‘not all men’ I mean this one lizard, specifically https://t.co/Ic4Q3DAd0R
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Super Bowl day is the best day to go out to eat, shop, go outside, breathe. No straight men in sight.
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men who say “females” never have anything insightful to contribute
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texting a boy vs texting a man
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college aged men who identify as centrists are actually just republicans who still wanna have sex with feminists
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5'4 mfs talking bout "my life a movie" yeah bro A Bug's Life
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guys are like “let’s keep things casual and by that i mean we do all the normal parts of a relationship like have sex and also be really emotionally intimate, but if i ever decide i don’t want to do that anymore i don’t have to talk to you about it i can just stop texting you.”
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you are either following the bachelor or the caucus but either way you are watching a pete get attention he does not deserve
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big fan of apple’s new men are trash campaign
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I hate when guys flex their height in their bios...it makes me six two my stomach
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I want to be as relaxed as a white boy born into generational wealth whose going to college for fun and has a job lined up after school bc of his family connections But we can’t always get what we want..
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Men are so easy. All you gotta do is post a fine picture, and they’re back 🌚
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boys under 6ft stay indoors please the wind is hefty 🥺!
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For the men tweeting “you curved me in the dms but now look at you lonely today”, remember someone chose loneliness over you.
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literally 0 men on the planet deserve this https://t.co/nGO09LGSPV
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If you’re a man and I’ve Apologized to you for anything I was lying and I’m not sorry for anything I’ve ever done cause I’m right about everything
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when a straight guy says he doesn’t like high waisted jeans.... who is that for
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a problem w dating straight men is that i can never tell if they’re emotionally intelligent and able to talk about their feelings or if they’re just making shit up so i’ll suck their dick
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all men are the same u just have to find the one that has become so good at emotionally manipulating u that u don’t even notice
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Men always love the ugliest photos of you
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Men will stick their dick in concrete if it’s still wet.. y’all brag about the strangest things
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i love walking past an entire group of men and being taller than them it fuels me
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men close ur eyes this isn’t for you https://t.co/6ckBhpTeCk