Buzz·Posted on Feb 14, 202020 Tweets About Sex And Dating That Hit Riiiiiight Where It Hurts*dabs eye* I love love!!!!!!!by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail DISCLAIMER: The following tweets have made me laugh. Like, preeeeeeeetty hard. So if you like what you see, be sure to click through and follow your faves to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place!!!!!!! 😌 1. yarissa a.➿ @yarissatabora_9 me: i’m not clingy at all ! also me: 08:47 PM - 02 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. m3aruf @m3aruf i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt 04:05 PM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dana Donnelly @danadonly i’m just a hot girl, standing in front of a poorly dressed, objectively unattractive guy, telling him it’s fine if he doesn’t want a relationship, but could he maybe text me more consistently? he says no. 11:49 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ellory smith @ellorysmith I’m his girlfriend you’re his mom we are exactly the same 08:56 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mat @matchu_chutrain I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship 07:34 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Thando @xthandiex Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow 12:53 PM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. esosa @godesosax one time this girl invited me over at like 2 am and i thought it was for sex but she just sang to me n held my hand.... 05:51 AM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ugly and sad ♡ 🅙 @SpookyGothLoser LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 11:52 PM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. princesscryanna @princesscryanna Guy I’m hooking up with: stop telling your friends about us Me to my friends: anyway then he referred to us as “us” 08:00 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Deedeebaby✨ @maanuchim Kim saved her husband’s number with his name "Kanye" but 1 week into a relationship and your boyfriend’s name is "My destiny" https://t.co/u4RymubbDs 12:08 PM - 08 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBEN10 @monst1ace Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol 01:17 PM - 29 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. breezy @brivergenz I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so I literally BOUGHT tinder premium for $9.99 JUST to go back and swipe right on him ....we didn’t match 03:54 AM - 22 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Dana Donnelly @danadonly straight girls are like “yeah the guy i’m dating is really mean to me but maybe it’s my fault bc i’m not a great communicator and i never directly told him i wanted him to be nice to me” 04:35 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. m @okaishawty sorry I don’t do casual sex however I do have sex with men who spend every second of their free time with me and tell me they’re in love with me but haven’t asked me to be their girlfriend and never will 12:30 AM - 04 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ꧁ rissa.txt ꧂ @rissamindi Once upon a time, this guy id been flirting with came over to watch Shrek 2 with his arm around me until 5 AM and then just promptly left, leaving me more bamboozled than any other man ever has. This is what I now call "getting Shrek 2ed", my contribution to the English language 08:07 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Emily @emilychyanne_ I met this dude on tinder and asked what his last name was.. he told me, then replied “ you doing a little background check? You might find out I’m a murderer, just ignore that 😘 “ okay so a good sense of humor.. well I googled him and he was a murderer. https://t.co/II55zBGfNj 04:35 AM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. andrew hayes @andrewhaye_s notice which guy got the saved contact https://t.co/ArNxDgUYOe 05:16 AM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sara Morse @saramorseyy dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor 01:35 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 @kayyorkcity Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5 11:20 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ya dig? @ezzygarciaa this is a weird age because half of my friends are in serious relationships and the other half are drunk or high by 3pm 07:00 PM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite