16 Statue Fails That I Just Can't Look Away From, Much Like A Car Crash

Lots of creative liberties taken here!

1. This bulldog statue that gives off strong school spirit vibes but also a very palpable warning:

My high school commissioned a bulldog statue! This is the result from CrappyDesign

2. This hot take on Frozen. The reindeer will stay with me for a long, long while:

This frozen statue at a park in Bangladesh from CrappyDesign

3. This HOLY SH—:

New statue at a catholic school from CrappyDesign

4. This "Bam Bam" that went "bad bad":

This flintstones statue..... from CrappyDesign

5. .......:

a statue in honor of... from CrappyDesign

6. This cursed bust of Cristiano Ronaldo that will never go brassy from people touching it for good luck:

Stringer/Anadolu Agency / Getty Images and GREGORIO CUNHA/AFP via Getty Images

7. What can only be described as "a lamb spewing chunks(...?)":

This lamb statue in front of a church from CrappyDesign

8. This statue that boldly opted for a comic sans inscription:

This statue with comic sans inscription from CrappyDesign

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This hideous statue of Tinker Bell from CrappyDesign

10. This Popeye, feat. some creative liberties:

Popeyes statue on my local playground from CrappyDesign

11. Hmmmmm!

This Christian carving on a statue in Copenhagen... from CrappyDesign

12. This HIGHLY questionable renovation glow-up:

Bear statue renovated after damage, before and after from CrappyDesign

13. This cross-species reimagining of Mario:

This legitimate statue of koala Mario located at the Timezone on the Gold Coast australia. from CrappyDesign

14. This "pride of Worcester, MA":

I see your uncouth statue, and raise you “Turtle Boy”: the pride of Worcester, MA from CrappyDesign

15. This Tupac rendition:

Tupac statue in Dallas that looks more like Dave Chapelle if he was a preacher from CrappyDesign

16. And lastly, this poignant stand-out inscription 😌:

The text on this statue. from CrappyDesign

H/T r/CrappyDesign