14 Old People We Should All Aspire To Be Like One Day

    Once I retire, it's over for you hoes!!!!!!!!!

    Syd Robinson
    by Syd Robinson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This Kween of the Kegโ„ข:

    Madison Rae @MaddieRae5

    MY GRANDMA DID A KEG STAND AT MY BROTHER'S GRADUATION

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    2. This grandma who absolutely SWERVED her neighbor:

    Clarissa Marie @CChilllll

    My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had: Him: have you eaten dinner yet Her: I donโ€™t eat

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    3. This ol' man who's SICK ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ TIRED ๐Ÿ‘ of this "creative outlet" MALARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    u/stephenlloyd_dot_net / Via reddit.com

    4. This appreciative birthday girl:

    Dae @dae__g

    My grandma ainโ€™t give nobody time to wake up good and brush they teeth this morning

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    5. This salt 'n pepper ICON!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ต

    jonana @joannananamarie

    I found such a golden post on Facebook I love this so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Her name is Kimiko Nishimoto

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    6. This grandma who's not against a lil' cradle robbing:

    cinderella @dumbtyght

    WHY THE FUCK IS MY GRANDMA SHOWING MY BOYFRIEND PICTURES OF HER IN A BATHING SUIT

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    7. This grandma in mourning:

    Kiโœจ @KianaNiara

    My grandma is a nut. My grandfather passed and my grandma said "he got a lot of nerve pulling some shit like this today"๐Ÿ˜‚

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    8. This grandpa who's still got dad jokes:

    grace treat @gracetreat_

    My grandpa asked me if I wanted a quarter pounder from McDonalds and this is what I got.... wtf man

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    9. This grandma's suuuuper extra car (complete with pink lips and eyelashes!!!!!!!!!):

    CiaraMolyneux @ciaramolyneuxx

    my Nana's car that she actual cuts about in :) can we take a minute .. I cannot deal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    10. This grandma who won the beauty pageant at her nursing home, B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Heath H. @HH4Hunnid

    my nanny won the beauty pageant at her nursing home and she is FLEXING SO HARD ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    11. This grandpa who has me beat in both life experience and upper body strength:

    Britton Barker @b_flex14

    Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for elderly people on the subway and he did this

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    12. This grandma who straight up did not give a f*ck and dressed a baby up in Build-A-Bear shoes:

    ๐““๐“ฎ๐“ผ @dessmarie___

    Why my grandma put Elainas Build a bear shoes on her thinking the shoes were Elainas lmfaoooo OMGGG ๐Ÿ˜ซ she got my baby all the way fucked up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    13. This grandma who's over the Pope's funeral, no offense:

    โœจ Hamish Ridley-Steele โœจ @hamishsteele

    This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much

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    14. And finally, THIS FLIP CUP LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FranciscoRiveraReyes @rey_riverita

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE DISCOVERED A CHAMPION TONIGHT... PLEASE MAKE MY ABUELITA GO VIRAL I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE

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