Here are a bunch of tweets from this month that 1) lightly roasted men and 2) made me giggle while on the clock. If you think these are funny, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place! 😌
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Men’s tattoos be like 🦁👁🕰🌹
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all men do is lie and be 5’7
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men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding
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men are like “i love a girl who has confidence” and then destroy it
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Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"
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i can't explain it but boob guys are a capitalist and ass man are socialist
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How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them
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imagine men’s underwear having sizes like bras like i don’t think i could knock about knowing i have a 20AA dick
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the most unrealistic thing about New Girl is 3 men keeping an apartment clean
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me when i see men in suits: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 me when i see women in suits: 🤩😍😚😍😚🤩😚🤩😚😍😍😍🤩😚🤩😚😍😍🤩🤩🤩😚😍😚🤩😚😍😚🤩😚😚🤩😚😚😚🤩🤩😚😚🤩😍
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i’ve always hated the idea of a “man cave” because what the fuck do men need a break from
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cheating is just not for me why tf would i want multiple men around me🤢
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in astrology we don’t say “he’s toxic” we just say “he’s a pisces man 😭”
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skinny men be gettin angry too fast I think it’s cuz they be hungry but they don’t know
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If u ever feel bad ab ur taste in men I once dated a man who texted me “it’s fat cock Friday, see you after class” every single Friday :// and guess where I was every Friday ://///
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a group of white men is called a writers room
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Guys will be like “show me” when you’re mid-sexting them and it’s like, bb I’m at Whole Foods with my mom it’s 2pm...did u think...i was masturbating rn???
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50 yr old men replying to tweets from girls in their 20s like “no i don’t relate to this” Yeah no youre not supposed to ? get out of here this is MY ROOM
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Edward is such a guy, taking twice as long to tell the same damn story like his experience matters more
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dudes will have a cracked iPhone 6 and still say "You have an Android LMFAOO"
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I love men but without the n
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Dudes will clown on women for believing in astrology while simultaneously thinking they’re gonna make it in comedy