1. This test question that stumps even the educated Offset stan:
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
2. The ballad of folding tables in frat houses:
Folding table: *exists* Frat guy off two mikes hard lemonades:
3. This sad truth that'll humble any cocky ACT score:
some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
4. This professor's ~treasure trove~ of slang terms:
My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it
5. Honors college boys suck (stated as fact):
yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
6. Iced coffee must be coursing through our veins AT 👏 ALL 👏 TIMES 👏:
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
7. THESE NOTES SENT ME:
My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types “prof is depressed :(“ as his first bullet point lmaoo
8. This expression that every college student knows all too well:
me looking at my professor when people start zipping backpacks a few mins before class ends bc i want them to know i’m still listening
9. Cc: Brain:
MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!!
10. That one professor:
me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years:
11. Just...yup:
i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
12. This opportunity that was, indeed, seized:
the assignment description for essay 5 was to write a review on a movie that we had seen. the opportunity arose, and i took my chances..
13. This actual footage of me showing up to the lecture:
Me dragging my last 2 brain cells to lecture cause we need this degree
14. FREE!!! STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
College students when we get free food and a T-shirt https://t.co/LWQczHdzcD
15. This foolproof test-taking strategy:
I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them
16. This accurate breakdown of getting The Shot™:
imagine. ur taking graduation pics with ur sorority sisters. sadie yells “candid time!” u look to ur left. it’s regina. she hooked up with ur bf sophomore year which led to ur break up. u lock eyes and force a fake laugh. the photographer captures the moment. 426 likes baby
17. THIS MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: “Are you learning anything in college ?” Me:
18. All of us @ FAFSA:
Me and my mom clicking around the fafsa website not knowing wtf we’re doing
19. And lastly, this reaction:
My professor after I took that hard ass final: HAPPY HOLIDAYS 😁😁😁 Me: