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dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor
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pro tip: instead of dyeing your hair when you break up with someone, just cut off the exact length of his dick so you can caption your selfie “not gonna miss those 6 inches, Mike”
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My ex texted me Iast night and said she couldn’t sIeep... I told her to Iook up Isaiah 48:22 //there is no rest for the wicked// lmao Ieave me aIone
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Girls talking in the bathroom after one of them threw a drink in her ex boyfriends face https://t.co/wGr8HBHYTi
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Guess who woke up to 17 missed called from their ex? My ex
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my mom got divorced and bought a new house and car in two days. I went through a breakup and laid in bed for 3 months but ok mom!!!
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Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5
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One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again
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a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done the occasion? she's breaking up with her boyfriend tonight
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Me and my girlfriend dated once when we were younger and now again as adults (9 years apart) I dumped her in a text when we were 17 and anytime we watch a movie that is ab breakups she still will say “i wonder if he dumps her in a text” girl’s never forget a thing.
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“take your ex back or listen to country music?”
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so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husband?”. Ma’am.. that is my father 😂
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my ex just snapchatted me saying “look what I found in my wallet” and it was video of him throwing a Polaroid of me in the trash...... okay JOE ur the weirdo who kept a picture of me in your wallet for a year lmao
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Once I told me ex to slap my face during sex and he said he didn't wanna hurt me, but then cheated on me so I'm confused
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My best friend just stopped sharing her location with me. She’s fucking her ex isn’t she