1. Being the founder and CEO of your very own duct tape wallet business:
sellin these duct tape wallets back then was like bein a drug dealer
2. Zoning out into the ever-hallucinatory world of Kid Pix during computer class:
3. This extremely iconic outfit:
4. This very Zoo Pals commercial:
5. DESPERATELY wanting to sample some Tubby Toast™:
still wish to know the pleasures of eating tubby toast
6. THESE 👏 ICONS!!!!!!!! 👏
Who FUCKING REMEMBERS THESE ICONS
7. And, more specifically, this Happy Bunny T-shirt:
8. The way PINK's Sweet & Flirty hit different after gym class:
9. This commercial with these weird cake fillings (the watermelon one is especially visceral):
Hey everyone how do these images make you feel
10. The Elmo's World logo:
11. Hershey's Kissables that were — according to the commercial — "kissable, bliss-able, laughable, this-able, in-able, out-able, eatable, treatable, colorful candy shell, colorful candy shell, colorful candy shell, chocolate iNSiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
12. Nickelodeon's orange VHS tapes:
13. These infamous "I <3 Boobies" bracelets that you bought at Hot Topic even though you were scared to go in:
14. Rainbow 😌 Loom 😌:
15. These Bermuda shorts that everyone had in ROY, G, and BV:
16. This commercial for Wonder Balls, which we all knew were essentially just chocolate-encased Flintstone vitamins:
17. This still image that you can (and will never be able to) hear:
18. The following momentous indie pop hits!!!!!!!!
19. These snacks that were perfect for tossing into your friend's — and your — mouth:
20. CRAYOLA MINI STAMPERS FUN SHAPES!!!!!!!!
21. This Fisher-Price medical kit that is seared into my psyche:
22. And lastly, watching the premiere of Jersey Shore even though your parents would've been mad if they'd found out 😌:
