1. Making this ol' switcharoo, and then realizing.......:
I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔
2. This unconventional sandwich consumption method:
Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later
3. This hacker's Beyhive-targeted tactic:
HELP???😭
5. The general concept of "more milk per milk":
every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"
6. This very good, not-at-all-suspicious decoy job:
How do you do, fellow trees?
7. Tweeting this thought instead of just letting it exist in your mind:
this cannot be real
9. This usage of the skull emoji:
really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis