Ladies, listen up.
I'm sick and tired of seeing us lower our standards for extremely mediocre, if not subpar, men.
being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens 🥺" 🤢
We practically swoon if a guy in his twenties has a bed frame. We laugh at their "jokes" that are really just them quoting a movie badly. We romanticize Trader Joe's cashiers just because they treat us with kindness and offer genuinely great customer service. It's sad!
Listen to me now and listen close: You deserve more. We all deserve more. We all deserve Doug Emhoffs.
LIKE??????????
If my man doesn't have a sticker of my face on his iPhone*, I DON'T WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Get you a shman who looks at you the way Doug looks at Kamala while she holds up her merch!
*heart and ovaries simultaneously explode*
Like it literally gets me all h*t and b*thered when a man knows how to step the f*ck back and LET 👏 HIS 👏 QUEEN 👏 SHINE!!!!!!! 👏
And look at KING DOUGIE ON HIS INSTAGRAM HUSBAND SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍 Loving, supportive, and PROUD!!! REAL KING BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In all seriousness, I genuinely think Doug Emhoff's project should be getting more men into therapy!!! It's only right!!!!!!!
I hope Doug Emhoff’s project as second dude will be to convince men to finally go to therapy and stop ruining women’s lives
"We did it, Kamala. We got men to actually work on themselves." —Doug
Now repeat after me, girlies: "I will no longer settle for men who don't give ✨Doug-Emhoff-Second-Gentleman✨ energy to my ✨Madam-Vice-President-Kamala-Harris✨ energy."
It's 2021. If you're not dating a Doug Emhoff, CUT 👏 HIM 👏OFF!!!!!!!!!!! 👏
