19 Facebook Marketplace Listings That Can Be Described In A Single Word — Unhinged

    How much for the Rike™?

    Syd Robinson
    by Syd Robinson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This "steal of a deal":

    c a i t @kittynouveau

    SIR?????

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    Twitter: @kittynouveau

    2. The one, the only..."big ass mf candle":

    3. This Not So Precious Moments™ clock:

    4. This ***HIGHLY CURSED*** minion patio heater!!!!!!!!!!

    Ellen Murray is writing a bbook 🖊️ @ellenfromnowon

    look at this highly cursed crying minion patio heater that i found on facebook marketplace

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    Twitter: @ellenfromnowon

    5. This creature 💖:

    6. This throne that's worthy of only Serena Williams, or maybe a nice suburban golden retriever:

    7. This side table that asks many questions, but reveals no answers:

    america's tweetheart @kalehummus

    Everyone look at this incredible Facebook marketplace side table

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    Twitter: @kalehummus

    8. This very-much-alive soul that's clearly trapped within this "vessel":

    9. This highbrow art:

    10. These "reimagined" roller skates!

    11. This ✨door ram✨:

    12. This suhweet gaming system:

    Eric @PF_Tempest

    Always great deals on Facebook Marketplace

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    Twitter: @PF_Tempest

    13. Some tokens of unrequited love, anyone?

    SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs

    Facebook marketplace strikes again

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    Twitter: @SheRatesDogs

    14. This RIKE™!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. "Slightly used/buried":

    16. This quite spacious guinea pig pen:

    17. 👁️👄👁️:

    18. Jail toothbrushes for $30(???) EACH???????????

    19. And lastly, this absolutely _PERFECT _Valentine's Day present 😌: