1. These heels that someone definitely designed while high:
2. These pants with a subtle nod to ~Le Crotch~:
3. This ramen purse, IDK what else I need to say honestly:
4. This terrifying, terrifying stuffed animal dress that I hope to never see again:
5. These jorts:
6. And THESE jorts with BUTT JORTS!!!!!!!
7. This vest with disgusting, disturbing, fleshy-ass mouths:
8. This new and inventive take on the tennis shoe:
9. This — for lack of a better term — crocheted boob socket...?
10. This purrrrrrr-sonal trainer:
11. These boots for when you're a lil' bit country and a lil' bit varsity:
12. This knitting project that reeeeeally makes you think:
13. This grandiose ballgown that still manages show off your team loyalty:
14. These bucket hat pants that I low-key think are cool (...???):
15. This Wild West overkill:
16. This bikini that I thoroughly despise:
17. This full chain mail suit (chain mail tie not included):
18. This fanny pack, sported with pride and zero regret:
19. These Dew Shews™:
20. This dress that'll have ~all eyes on you~:
21. This yuck:
22. This foray into trash fashion (aka trashion to those in the know):
23. These pigeon-toed heels:
24. The glitzy CD debutante MOMENT!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨
25. And lastly, these teeth shoes that shall haunt your nightmares evermore:
