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The "Build The Perfect Man On A Budget" Meme Is The Best Thing I've Retweeted This Week

I guess I'll take "his driving makes your stomach upset" for $3 and "makes fun of you for believing in astrology" for $2...?

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Hey gorgeous! If you clicked on this post, then I'm guessing you're into the art of a finely crafted meme. Well, what a coinkydink because I, too, have an appetite for artisan Twitter humor! And today's special? It's the Building the Perfect Man on a Budget meme, obvi!!!

Basically, the objective of this meme is to only spend $15 or so on ~Mr. Right~. But here's the catch: the only qualities you can afford are, well...

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 - smart $400 - smells nice $70 - has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 - over 6 feet tall

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And people are getting creative with this new meme format.

Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd: Smart $5,000 Funny $70 Athletic $150 Looks like waluigi $2 Acts like waluigi $3

They're making Vine references:

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 - has a good job $1 - name is trey $3 - has a basketball game tomorrow $1 - has mad shoe game $500 - attractive

Having "Mr. Brightside" moments:

Ladies, you have $12 to make the perfect man. $500: Showers regularly $25: Dresses properly $1000: Tells great jokes $4: Coming out of his cage $8: He’s doing just fine $75: Leaves a 20% tip

Some are really hitting me where it hurts:

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 - has a good job $3 - his driving makes your stomach upset $2 - makes fun of you for believing in astrology $500 - attractive

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Even the dark lord himself is participating!

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 - rich $2 - has horns $3 - is red $500 - attractive

And so on and so forth...

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 - has a good job $1 - screams “I’m pickle rick” $3 - is a pickle $1 - His name is Rick $500 - attractive

Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - Handsome $200 - Tall $400 - Nice $2 - Loves lasagna $2 - Hates Mondays $1 - Is a cat named Garfield $500 - Smart

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 - smart $400 - smells nice $70 - has a job $10 - a boss $5 - a baby $500 - over 6 feet tall

Like, who is Carter?! Carter knows!!!!!!!!

Ladies you have $15 to make the perfect man: $400 rich $500 handsome and very athletic $10 four legs $5 a good dog $150 funny

And lastly:

Ladies, you have USD $1000 to build the perfect man. $1000: save your money, sis. men are trash. take a vacation.

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So how would you build a perfect man on a budget?! Tell us in the comments!!!