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HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
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Folding table: *exists* Frat guy off two mikes hard lemonades:
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idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy
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Visual representation of what I do when I come from class 😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
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College Me getting Professor home with discussing food from a reading Taco Bell 🤝 “There’s a lot to unpack here”
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I can’t stand honors college kids. i just asked this girl “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and she hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
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why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me😔
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Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
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my brother is enjoying his freshman year of college so far
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My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types “prof is depressed :(“ as his first bullet point lmaoo
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When you fall asleep in class for 2 minutes and then this happens:
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This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library
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I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 college student Looking for: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a parking spot
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students:
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mom can u come pick me up from college? there’s a girl in my math class wearing chunky filas and I’m scared
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me dragging my last 2 brain cells to class cause we need this degree
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When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room
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No one: College Student: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / || \ "idgaf. if they hit 🌳 / || 🚶🏽♂️ \ me, they hit me” / || \ 🌳 / || \
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high school: college isn’t a joke college:
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all college boy do is buy textbook, smoke juul, swipe tinder, eat pizza roll and lie
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High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor:
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pennywise: “i can pay your college tuition” me:
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college in america https://t.co/oI4oj6zIBo
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imagine. ur taking graduation pics with ur sorority sisters. sadie yells “candid time!” u look to ur left. it’s regina. she hooked up with ur bf sophomore year which led to ur break up. u lock eyes and force a fake laugh. the photographer captures the moment. 426 likes baby
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me and my friends who were smart in high school failing all of our college classes