14 Bathrooms That Are Living In 3021, And Another 14 That Are Living In, Like, 3021 BC

Now ask yourself: Would I drop a doink here?

1. This airport bathroom that shows you which stalls are occupied and which are vacant:

This airport bathroom has lights to show you which stalls are free. from mildlyinteresting

2. This bathroom wall that succeeds in making everyone involved highly uncomfy:

Class stalls in bathroom. .... from CrappyDesign

3. This iconic toilet-sink hybrid that LITERALLY cuts water usage IN 👏 HALF!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏

On many Japanese toilets, the hand wash sink is attached so that you can wash your hands and reuse the water for the next flush. Japan saves millions of liters of water every year doing this. from interestingasfuck

4. This bathroom's "floral" toilet seat that's giving me war flashbacks to sweating and praying after eating some vaguely gray chicken nuggets back in college:

Toilet seat makes it looks like someone didn't quite make it from CrappyDesign

5. This movie theater toilet that makes sure you won't miss even a SECOND of your movie, guaranteed 😌:

This movie theater has screens in the bathrooms so you don't miss any of the action from mildlyinteresting

6. This toilet that makes it genuinely impossible to put the lid down:

You wanna take a crap? Well, too bad. from CrappyDesign

7. This GENIUS door handle that makes sure no one leaves the bathroom without immaculately sanitized hands!!!!!!!!!!

This bathroom door handle has a built-in hand sanitizer dispenser. from mildlyinteresting

8. This school bathroom that wants its students to really WORK for their right to wipe:

My school bathroom. from CrappyDesign

9. This bathroom that lets parents ✨eliminate✨ while knowing their kid is safely accounted for!!!!!!!

This toilet in Japan has a place to put your child. from mildlyinteresting

10. This Airbnb "bathroom" that I will not even dignify with a caption:

The 'bathroom' in my Airbnb will 100% result in shitty encounters with the host from CrappyDesign

11. These bathroom stall doors that actually understood the assignment for once!!!!!!!! 😌

These bathroom stall doors have an overlap to avoid that awkward crack. from mildlyinteresting

12. This bathroom that sends mixed messages:

Just watched a guy go into the wrong bathroom at Toronto Pearson Airport. He was looking at the top sign. from CrappyDesign

13. This toilet that plays sounds so no one has to hear your unspeakable bodily symphonies EVER!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Japanese toilets often have a button that plays white noise/water sounds so you can poop without other people hearing your business. from mildlyinteresting

14. The one, the only........the egregious Bathroom Mirror Ceiling™:

Toilets and mirror ceiling (xpost from /r/pics) from CrappyDesign

15. This hotel bathroom that STUNS with its gorgeous two-way closing opportunities!!!!!!!!

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways. from mildlyinteresting

16. This bathroom that said, "_Hmm..._what if we made it ✨physically impossible✨ for toiletries to NOT fall into the toilet?"

Sink attached to the toilet, forming a perfect slide from CrappyDesign

17. This bathroom that hygienically — and ingeniously — swapped out toilet flusher handles for toilet flusher PEDALS:

My school’s bathrooms have pedals instead of handles from mildlyinteresting

18. This bathroom that is straight out of a fever dream......I truly don't know what other way to put it...???!?!?!

My friend's under-the-stairs "bathroom" where the toilet is diagonal and partially installed into the carpeted wall. from CrappyDesign

19. This restaurant bathroom that is basically a hand soap sommelier!!!!!!!

This restaurant bathroom has two different kinds of soaps from mildlyinteresting

20. Ummmm:

This huge bathroom for just one toilet... from mildlyinteresting

21. This mirror that makes dropping a doink feel like you're going to the trendiest speakeasy in town!!!!!!!

This mirror makes it look like the entire bathroom is in the tub. from mildlyinteresting

22. This bathroom that comes with its own "skylight" of sorts? Maybe we can get away with calling it that?

This bathroom in my dads new house. I’m 6’1”. The room is so short they had to cut holes in the ceiling over the toilet and sink so you can stand up from CrappyDesign

23. These bathrooms that are wonderfully gender neutral:

These gender neutral bathroom signs from mildlyinteresting

24. This bathroom that gives a warm welcome to anyone who opens the door!!!

My uncle's house got a bathroom without a door, literally the first thing you see when you enter the house from CrappyDesign

25. This coffee shop bathroom that has this cute lil' "pick your poison"–type deal:

This coffee shop bathroom has different brands of toilet paper. from mildlyinteresting

26. This bathroom that almost guarantees a head injury upon standing up...but worry not! You can conveniently call 911 on its oddly placed telephone 😌:

My parents bathroom is on a platform next to an angled ceiling so you hit your head every time... and it has a telephone from CrappyDesign

27. This restaurant bathroom that has Mother's Day cards around the holiday, just in case you forgot to send one!!!

This restaurant has Mother’s Day cards in the bathroom in case you forgot to get your mom one. from mildlyinteresting

28. And lastly, this bathroom that is always watching!!!!!!!!!!!

Practical bathroom from CrappyDesign

H/T r/mildlyinteresting and r/CrappyDesign