Which Of Becca's First Five Potential Suitors Is Your Favorite?

He had me at "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my entire gender."

So last night on After the Final Rose, all of us in Bachelor Nation shook in our stilettos as our Lord and Savior Becca Kufrin was crowned next season's bachelorette!!!

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Arie who?

While her rightful* crowning was pretty anticipated, the real shocker came when Chris Harrison announced that her season was beginning RIGHT THEN, RIGHT THERE.

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*my opinion, but let's be honest, it's fact.

Suddenly, some magical Bachelor forest nymphs came out and set up a backdrop of the Bachelor Mansion which blocked a good portion of the live studio audience, but we're not here to talk about that. WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE FIRST FIVE HANDSOME FELLERS THAT CAME TO WIN BECCA'S LUUUUUUUURV!!!

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SO BRING ON THE BOYZ!!!

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1. Lincoln aka "'Arie is a Wankah' Guy"

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PROS: Lincoln was sooooo nervous and it was PRECIOUS! He's sweet, charming, and not to mention, British. Also, yesterday was his birthday and so that makes him a sensitive little Pisces who could TOTALLY be the water to Becca's Aries fire. Oh yeah, and he called Arie "a wankah."

CONS: None... YET.

Twitter had a lot of feeling about him:

vaninipanini @vaniavmo

A FINE ASS CHOCOLATE BROTHA WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!? I am fucking weak 💀💀💀💀 #AftertheFinalRose

02:52 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Adam Gottschalk @AdamJGottschalk

My dude Lincoln got a mini 1-on-1 👀 #thebachelorette

03:00 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Bibiana from Arie's season even weighed in:

Bibiana Julian @bibi_julz

First guy killed it. #thebachelorette

02:55 AM - 07 Mar 2018

2. Chase aka "Eyebrow Guy"

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PROS: Chase was super sweet and told Becca, "I saw what you went through last night. You deserve better than that." Obviously, that got a huge "AWW" from the audience.

CONS: He has funny eyebrows.

No one really tweeted about Chase except for this girl who was in his English class sophomore year:

Alexis B @TheReaLexipants

GUYS. CHASE THAT BECCA JUST MET SECOND WAS IN MY ENGLISH CLASS SOPHOMORE YEAR AT @UofSC!!!! He was on the baseball team!! WE ARE FB FRIENDS. #AftertheFinalRose https://t.co/WU2HNa43wn

03:00 AM - 07 Mar 2018

3. Ryan aka "Hot Banjo Guy"

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PROS: He sings, he plays banjo, he's sooooooper hot and kind of looks like beloved Bachelor in Paradise bartender Wells Adams?

CONS: His blazer looked like a heinous couch.

Like Lincoln, Twitter was also particularly ~taken~ by Ryan:

Michelle Collins @michcoll

Banjo player wins, that was a great season everyone #TheBachelorette

02:56 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Bryann Paul Aguilar @BryannAguilar

Me: I’m not going to watch this franchise anymore *Banjo guy begins playing* Me: #TheBachelorette

03:02 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Wells even noticed their similarities...

Wells Adams @WellsAdams

Little known fact: banjo guy is my brother #ATFR #TheBachelor #AfterTheFinalRose #Bachelorette

03:18 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Ryan is not actually Wells' brother.

4. Darius aka "Horny Guy"

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PROS: Darius is handsome and apologized to Becca "on behalf of his entire gender." YAAAAAS!!!

CONS: He checked Becca out like a total creep, and I'm predicting he's a gonna be a big source of ~drama~ this season.

Twitter seemed divided:

illogical af @illogicalaf

"i want to apologize on behalf of my gender" #AftertheFinalRose

02:58 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Bibiana Julian @bibi_julz

She’s NOT A SNACK! Don’t look at her that way man... #thebachelorette

02:57 AM - 07 Mar 2018

And finally...

5. Blake aka "Horse Guy"

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PROS: Blake seems really sweet and he made his grand entrance with a horse (which confused everyone at first) and then told Becca that he "wants to be the man to help her get back up on the horse." AWWWWWWWWW!!!

CONS: None off the bat.

And as for Twitter:

kara @_karasandberg

“i wanna bethe man who will help you get back up again” #AfterTheFinalRose

03:00 AM - 07 Mar 2018

hannah ☕️ @hanmariams

Me: can't get a text back Blake on the Bachelorette: gives Becca a horse to show her she's strong enough to get back on again after falling off

03:02 AM - 07 Mar 2018

And Raven from Nick's season drew this comparison:

Raven Gates @ravengates09

BLAKE!!! “When you fall of the horse, u gotta get back up again.” HE IS THE ADAM!!!! @AdamJGottschalk #thebachelorette #thebachelor

03:00 AM - 07 Mar 2018

Needless to say, I think Becca's season is going to be FAB and I already marked May 28th on my Google Cal!!! 💁🌹

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