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Updated on Nov 3, 2019. Posted on Oct 27, 2019

16 Funny Astrology Tweets For Anyone Who's Obsessed With Zodiac Signs

"If astrology isn’t real then why do Geminis act like that?"

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car people astrology people 🤝 my saturn is fucked up

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. grew up religious _________|_____ | | still goes to left the church church | | very into astrology | _____________ | | terrified by horror movies about demons

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“do you ever stop talking about astrology?” ♈️ ♈️ ♈️♓️♒️ ♉️♍️ ♓️ ♉️ ♑️ ♊️ ♎️ ♒️ ♊️ ♐️ ♋️ ♏️♑️ ♋️ ♏️ ♌️ ♐️ ♌️♍️♎️

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nobody: me explaining astrology:

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no one: people who love astrology getting ready to read you based off your sign:

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dudes who angrily tell women astrology isn’t real are still hurting from finding out magnetic bracelets don’t make you better at sports

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The gay intern at Costar heading to lunch after sending you a push notification calling you a fat piece of shit

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astrology hoes after you tell them when you were born

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Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs Aquarium - wet Pieces - two fish? Air - good Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months Gini - wishful Cancer - bad Leo - one oscar Virgin - me Scorpion - also bad Saggy terrorist - old and very bad Candy corn - good on Halloween

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people who think astrology is fake also think aquarius is a water sign

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Scorpio & Gemini whenever someone says they’re the worst sign of the zodiac or says they hate them

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if astrology isn’t real then why do geminis act like that

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Astrology bitches after you told them your sign

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ZODIACS FAVORITE COLOR ARE: aries: red taurus: taking responsibility gemini: lying cancer: bdsm leo: being submissive virgo: drugs libra: hand holding scorpio: olive sagittarius: emotional reassurance capricorn: vanilla sex aquarius: excessive drinking pisces: ??????????

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me when I correctly guess someone's zodiac sign

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Me: :( Astrology: .   ♌︎   * ♏︎   ·   .  ♓︎    · ♎︎ ♒︎   ✧  .  ♊︎  ✧  · ♍︎   ⊹ ✵ . ♋︎ . ♐︎ . ✵   · ⋆ ♉︎  .    ♑︎   . * . * · ♈︎ Me: :)

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