2.
"You want the potato without sour cream?" "Fuck it, give me the cheese. I'll just fart a lot." #lactoseintolerant
3.
"death by dairy" will be on my tombstone. just know i died doing what i loved.
4.
me: *is lactose intolerant* me: *drinks milk* me: *gets sick* me:
6.
*At Jack in the Box* #LactoseProblems Me: "Yea, I wanna try that new Birthday Cake shake" My Stomach:
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Flashback to the anxiety dream I had last night about being really hungry but having nothing in my fridge except yoghurt. #lactoseproblems
8.
Just got called a dairy pill popper.... 😂 #lactoseprobs
9.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs
15.
Apparently trying to ignore the fact you're lactose intolerant doesn't actually make it go away
16.
i wonder what i did wrong in a past life to warrant being lactose intolerant in this one
17.
When you're lactose intolerant, lactase tablets feel like a gateway drug to milkshakes.
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me: im not like Really lactose intolerant i just get a lil stomach ache its fine ill drink this extra large milk te… https://t.co/3GxOS2NP9B
19.
"Some people are like dairy; they never sit well with me." #lactoseintolerant #FAKEFRIENDS
20.
When I might be lactose intolerant but I keep eating mac and cheese
21.
being an adult is allowing yourself to eat 5 ice cream sandwiches in 1 day even though you are lactose intolerant
22.
I'm lactose intolerant, so your milkshake gives me the runs. You don't want me in your yard.
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self destructive coping mechanisms: -eating ice cream when you feel like you've earned it even though you're lactose intolerant
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"Why do you eat cheese if you're lactose intolerant?" I'm here for a good time, not a long time
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When you're lactose intolerant and you eat milk products and your butthole is like.
Go forth and live dangerously, O, Lactose Intolerance Denier!
Just...maybe stay in close proximity to a toilet.
