When I was in fifth or sixth grade I used to write really weird thrillers --- think R.L. Stine's Fear Street series, but written by a kid --- and read them to my class.
Anyway, I was no Tina Belcher --- I'm still not --- but I figured why not be the young me I used to be and write some zombie fiction.
1. Drake
Drake is on his way to meet up with an old flame. He has high hopes that he can rekindle things with his lost love. When he arrives she seems a little different, but dinner goes well. Drake suggests a nightcap, so they head back to his place. Unfortunately, Drake is about to realize that sometimes when that hotline blings you should just ignore it.
Drake is on his way to meet up with an old flame. He has high hopes that he can rekindle things with his lost love. When he arrives she seems a little different, but dinner goes well. Drake suggests a nightcap, so they head back to his place. Unfortunately, Drake is about to realize that sometimes when that hotline blings you should just ignore it.
Drake is on his way to meet up with an old flame. He has high hopes that he can rekindle things with his lost love. When he arrives she seems a little different, but dinner goes well. Drake suggests a nightcap, so they head back to his place. Unfortunately, Drake is about to realize that sometimes when that hotline blings you should just ignore it.
2. Taylor Swift
Meredith and Olivia have been acting really strange, so Taylor thought a quick trip to the vet might tell her what's up with her little furry friends. Unfortunately, Meredith and Olivia's weird behavior isn't something that can be cured and Taylor's about to find out that these little kitties aren't interested in cuddles.
Meredith and Olivia have been acting really strange, so Taylor thought a quick trip to the vet might tell her what's up with her little furry friends. Unfortunately, Meredith and Olivia's weird behavior isn't something that can be cured and Taylor's about to find out that these little kitties aren't interested in cuddles.
Meredith and Olivia have been acting really strange, so Taylor thought a quick trip to the vet might tell her what's up with her little furry friends. Unfortunately, Meredith and Olivia's weird behavior isn't something that can be cured and Taylor's about to find out that these little kitties aren't interested in cuddles.
3. Ed Sheeran
Ed makes a quick stop at H&M before heading over to see his BFF, Taylor. They've been toying with the idea of collaborating again and they've finally found time to work on a song. Ed thinks this will be just another chill afternoon with his bestie, but the Taylor waiting for him isn't the Taylor he knows.
Ed makes a quick stop at H&M before heading over to see his BFF, Taylor. They've been toying with the idea of collaborating again and they've finally found time to work on a song. Ed thinks this will be just another chill afternoon with his bestie, but the Taylor waiting for him isn't the Taylor he knows.
Ed makes a quick stop at H&M before heading over to see his BFF, Taylor. They've been toying with the idea of collaborating again and they've finally found time to work on a song. Ed thinks this will be just another chill afternoon with his bestie, but the Taylor waiting for him isn't the Taylor he knows.
4. Serena Williams
After a charity match Serena poses with fans and answers a few questions from reporters. She walks to her fitting room to change and is shocked to find one of her bitter rivals waiting for her. Even the greatest tennis player alive can't beat the undead.
After a charity match Serena poses with fans and answers a few questions from reporters. She walks to her fitting room to change and is shocked to find one of her bitter rivals waiting for her. Even the greatest tennis player alive can't beat the undead.
After a charity match Serena poses with fans and answers a few questions from reporters. She walks to her fitting room to change and is shocked to find one of her bitter rivals waiting for her. Even the greatest tennis player alive can't beat the undead.
5. Kylie Jenner
Convinced that she needs to push her brand a little more, Kylie is persuaded to endorse an untested cosmetic line. But Kylie gets more than she bargained for when she realizes that the line has some deadly side effects.
Convinced that she needs to push her brand a little more, Kylie is persuaded to endorse an untested cosmetic line. But Kylie gets more than she bargained for when she realizes that the line has some deadly side effects.
Convinced that she needs to push her brand a little more, Kylie is persuaded to endorse an untested cosmetic line. But Kylie gets more than she bargained for when she realizes that the line has some deadly side effects.
6. Nicki Minaj
On a date with Meek, Nicki Minaj is bombarded by fans and paparazzi. It's the most chaotic thing ever. They manage to get aways, but soon Nicki realizes that in the mayhem she's been injured, there's a bite mark on her arm. Meek asks if he should make a detour, stop at a hospital and have someone take a look at it, but Nicki insists that she's fine. Unfortunately, she won't be for long.
On a date with Meek, Nicki Minaj is bombarded by fans and paparazzi. It's the most chaotic thing ever. They manage to get aways, but soon Nicki realizes that in the mayhem she's been injured, there's a bite mark on her arm. Meek asks if he should make a detour, stop at a hospital and have someone take a look at it, but Nicki insists that she's fine. Unfortunately, she won't be for long.
On a date with Meek, Nicki Minaj is bombarded by fans and paparazzi. It's the most chaotic thing ever. They manage to get aways, but soon Nicki realizes that in the mayhem she's been injured, there's a bite mark on her arm. Meek asks if he should make a detour, stop at a hospital and have someone take a look at it, but Nicki insists that she's fine. Unfortunately, she won't be for long.
7.
With the zombie apocalypse upon us, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is now the leader of an underground group using tunnels to get around. When he hears the cries of a child he does what any hero would do --- fights a gang of zombies in order to save his life. The boy lives, but The Rock has been bitten. It's only a matter of time before he becomes a flesh-eating fiend. After a tearful goodbye to the group and its new leader, Chris Hemsworth, The Rock heads off into the unknown to join the rest of the undead.
With the zombie apocalypse upon us, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is now the leader of an underground group using tunnels to get around. When he hears the cries of a child he does what any hero would do --- fights a gang of zombies in order to save his life. The boy lives, but The Rock has been bitten. It's only a matter of time before he becomes a flesh-eating fiend. After a tearful goodbye to the group and its new leader, Chris Hemsworth, The Rock heads off into the unknown to join the rest of the undead.
With the zombie apocalypse upon us, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is now the leader of an underground group using tunnels to get around. When he hears the cries of a child he does what any hero would do --- fights a gang of zombies in order to save his life. The boy lives, but The Rock has been bitten. It's only a matter of time before he becomes a flesh-eating fiend. After a tearful goodbye to the group and its new leader, Chris Hemsworth, The Rock heads off into the unknown to join the rest of the undead.
8.
Chris is now in charge of getting everyone to a secure area. He's confident and sure that he can handle anything that comes his way. There's danger around every corner in Australia, so zombies?? Psshh, whatever. But, Chris may have underestimated the situation. Actually, he's definitely underestimated the situation.
Sidenote: Would zombie Chris Hemsworth still be sexy?
Chris is now in charge of getting everyone to a secure area. He's confident and sure that he can handle anything that comes his way. There's danger around every corner in Australia, so zombies?? Psshh, whatever. But, Chris may have underestimated the situation. Actually, he's definitely underestimated the situation.
Sidenote: Would zombie Chris Hemsworth still be sexy?
Chris is now in charge of getting everyone to a secure area. He's confident and sure that he can handle anything that comes his way. There's danger around every corner in Australia, so zombies?? Psshh, whatever. But, Chris may have underestimated the situation. Actually, he's definitely underestimated the situation.
Sidenote: Would zombie Chris Hemsworth still be sexy?
9.
Being the king of fashion and music isn't enough for Kanye, he wants world domination. When the Illuminati find out that Kanye intends to overthrow them they lure him into a trap with the promise of immortality. Yes, Kanye will live forever...AS THE UNDEAD.
Being the king of fashion and music isn't enough for Kanye, he wants world domination. When the Illuminati find out that Kanye intends to overthrow them they lure him into a trap with the promise of immortality. Yes, Kanye will live forever...AS THE UNDEAD.
Being the king of fashion and music isn't enough for Kanye, he wants world domination. When the Illuminati find out that Kanye intends to overthrow them they lure him into a trap with the promise of immortality. Yes, Kanye will live forever...AS THE UNDEAD.