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    16 Signs You Are Definitely Not Going Out Tonight

    A wise man once said, "When there is pizza and Netflix, there is true happiness." He was so wise.

    1. You had a rough day.

    2. Your pants are already off.

    3. Your hair will just NOT cooperate.

    4. You've made easily breakable promises to your friends.

    5. You've spent the last hour browsing Seamless.

    6. You just realized your roommate is out of town.

    7. You've already cracked open your first bottle of wine.

    8. Netflix is open and paused on your computer.

    9. You remember you hate talking to strangers. Or people, for that matter.

    10. You checked your bank account recently.

    11. It's [insert any kind of weather phenomena here] outside.

    12. You haven't gone to the gym recently. Or ever, really.

    13. You literally can't find anything in your apartment.

    14. You skipped laundry day this month (year).

    15. Or... you just did laundry and your sheets are way too comfortable for their own good.

    16. You are 100%, absolutely, definitely not going out tonight.