Buzz·Posted on Jul 11, 2017Are You A Hipster?Have you Instagrammed your breakfast? This morning?by Susana CristalliEquipe BuzzFeed, BrasilFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed Check any that are true for you: You insist on watching the original versions when foreign shows are remade in America. Check You insist on watching the original versions when foreign shows are remade in America. You criticize shows for being "too soapy." Check You criticize shows for being "too soapy." You get annoyed when people use a meme the wrong way. Check You get annoyed when people use a meme the wrong way. You're annoyed by people who use too many hashtags on Instagram. Check You're annoyed by people who use too many hashtags on Instagram. If someone doesn't like a series you love, you think the person "watched it wrong." Check If someone doesn't like a series you love, you think the person "watched it wrong." You have eaten an artisanal hamburger... Check You have eaten an artisanal hamburger... ...from a food truck. Check ...from a food truck. You've purchased a growler of microbrew beer. Check You've purchased a growler of microbrew beer. You know the differences between types of artisanal beer. Check You know the differences between types of artisanal beer. You own an item of clothing or accessory that's over 20 years old. Check You own an item of clothing or accessory that's over 20 years old. You have podcast merchandise. Check You have podcast merchandise. You wear T-shirts from TV series that don't actually say the name of the TV series on them. Check You wear T-shirts from TV series that don't actually say the name of the TV series on them. You own ironic socks. Check You own ironic socks. You use an ironic cell phone case. Check You use an ironic cell phone case. You still own something with Che Guevara's face on it. Check You still own something with Che Guevara's face on it. You own some item of clothing or accessory with the David Bowie lightning bolt. Check You own some item of clothing or accessory with the David Bowie lightning bolt. You have a David Bowie lightning bolt tattoo. Check You have a David Bowie lightning bolt tattoo. You own something that's millennial pink. Check You own something that's millennial pink. You know what color millennial pink is. Check You know what color millennial pink is. You bring your own tote bags to the supermarket to carry your groceries. Check You bring your own tote bags to the supermarket to carry your groceries. And they're tote bags you got from a public radio pledge drive. Check And they're tote bags you got from a public radio pledge drive. Or they have the name of a podcast on them. Check Or they have the name of a podcast on them. You've posted a photo of your feet from above. Check You've posted a photo of your feet from above. You've posted a photo of yourself in a reflection. Check You've posted a photo of yourself in a reflection. You've posted a photo of your breakfast. Check You've posted a photo of your breakfast. This morning. Check This morning. You own vinyl records. Check You own vinyl records. And a record player to play them on. Check And a record player to play them on. You've dyed your hair pink, green, or blue. Check You've dyed your hair pink, green, or blue. Once you see that everyone is sharing something, you lose all interest in it. Check Once you see that everyone is sharing something, you lose all interest in it. Show me my results! This post was translated from Portuguese.
