Inspired by the Brazilian Twitter user @mareparts and her soon-to-be legendary thread comparing men to ~menstrual~ pads, we've created a ranking of feminine hygiene products as boyfriends.
Ratings are based on comfort, packaging, and general dependability, of course.
12. The Menstrual Sponge
11. The Thong Pantyliner
10. The Wingless Pad
9. Crumpled Toilet Paper
8. The Daily Pantyliner
7. The Thin Pad With Wings
6. The Tampon With the Cardboard Applicator
5. The Tampon With the Nice Applicator
4. The Organic Tampon
3. The Tampon That Comes Without Any Applicator At All
2. The Menstrual Cup
1. The Overnight Pad With Wings
This post was adapted from Portuguese.