Did you miss the part that stated that they have had it for over 7 years?

Don’t worry. People think Ray J is a piece of shit as well.

The point is that only the portion of carpeting near her waist appears curved and slightly distorted, and it is the only portion of carpeting that appears that way.

Boo hoo. Are you 11 or 12?

Macklemore is a douche so maybe he could help out with that.

He was a recurring character.

Or a cummerbund even.

True. If YOU have already seen it, why foist it on the rest of us?  /What??

Also might be good to know how Star Search works. She only won a preliminary round Smartie Pants.

Freshman year = Beverly Hills Teens reruns and Swan’s Crossing after school.

Not only is Wayne Newton a Republican, he is apparently a mannequin as well. Jeez.

Did all these people crank the oven to 500 before they ran over their dishes with a truck?

You meant to say that this Michael B. Jordan fellow’s response was a joke, right?

I always enjoy it when an entire group is condemned for the statement of one person. I also love it when people who cried that the Dixie Chicks were censored are now defending A&E.  I think we can all learn two lessons here: 1) Most people, no matter what political party they most identify with, are pretty hypocritical and 2) A&E and country music radio stations have the right to shit can whoever they please.

Calling someone a Christian redneck is no less offensive than anything that he said, and I am not even a fan of that show.  You’re pretty hypocritical.

The “I got rid of my cable and have never been happier” crowd. Gotta love em…no wait. I meant to say gotta laugh at them. You know, because they’re lame.

#10 Isn’t homophobic. Ignorant, childish and close minded, yes, but not homophobic.

Precious dog! Also, who puts their dog on a shelf at Target?

These are all very cute and creative. My child is 15 and we have never done Elf on a Shelf, but I can say I would never be able to come up with all of these great ideas on my own.

I love that man.

Beautiful. And I cannot even imagine what this man went through.

Humor is pathetic? In that case, you definitely do not have a pathetic bone in your body.

The two toned lipstick in that picture is, in fact, very noticeable. It looks ridiculous in my book.

Aw! What a bunch of cuties.

Evan Rachel Wood was attention seeking and the sight of Madonna makes me ill…but good for everyone else!

The lack of any punctuation in a lot of young people’s (illiterates?) tweets and FB posts drives me up a wall. No capitalization, no periods at the end of sentences, no commas. What is happening in the world?

Affluenza = the ability to hire an amazing attorney (aka O.J. Simpsonitis)

These are all amazing stories.  Thank God for dogs like #7. Wow.

#21. You’re aware that the the CEO of Netflix is a pompous asshole.

I have never watched this show but based on this, is the writing as bad as it seems? And I thought SOA had the market on cheesy writing.

Most adorable puppy of 2013…all of them!

#7 AWWWW!

Love the look on his face in the bacon picture.  Also love that articles like this bring out the crazies. Always nice to have something entertaining to read at work.  I’m sure getting a picture taken with something on his head has caused this dog irreparable mental and emotional harm. (No, it hasn’t).

All but one had my state filled out correctly so I’m a happy camper!

None of those sounded appetizing in the slightest.

I’ve never heard of this concept, but it actually looks cuter than most hairstyles this girl wears.

I cannot take her seriously with those ridiculous faces. The whole act seems like a parody of girl bands or something.

What racist commentary? And a child holding a gun or a cigarette is not cute. It is disturbing.

4(2) and 16 are actual BS. Inseminating yourself with semen you carried in your mouth is getting pregnant through insemination, not oral sex. And that Camel ad does not promote cigarettes as being good for you, but rather easier on your throat than other brands.

#2 makes me want to start watching her show. lol