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Washing Hands Fail
This is why God invented cameras and allowed semi-mentally challenged people to travel:
14 Rejected Twitter Mascots
Here’s a few others that applied to be the face (beak?) of twitter. They’ve all got the same bits, but sometimes your feathery face just don’t fit…
Wedding Bouquet Wrestle Mania
Proof that marriage hasn't become obsolete quite yet. These brave women are fighting to keep the tradition alive, even if it means killing each other...
Lost: Season 6 Episode 16 - What They Died For
Yes the viewing audience blew out a collective sigh of relief to see the show open to characters they actually know and (arguably) care about..
Top 5 Celebrity Performance Fails
Everyone had anxiety as a child going on stage and doing a dance routine, therefore it is hart to imagine how artists perform in 6 inch heels and insane costumes. Here is a list of the Top 5 Falls:
SESAME STREET FIGHTER – 11 STREET FIGHTER/SESAME STREET CHARACTER HYBRIDS
There’s always been this underlying tension on Sesame Street and I’m not talking about the sexual tension between Bert and Ernie. I’m talking about the kind of tension Edward Norton was dealing with in Fight Club, a post feminist, post-commercialism nihilist kind of angst you can only get from singing to children all day. Clearly Matt Crane, a graphic designer who believes adding a Flaming Elk to anything automatically makes it 148% cooler, felt the same way. He has created this spectacular Sesame Street Fighter series. Now if only they were on fire?
Improv Everywhere Calls The Ghostbusters
(And also some ghosts.)
OMG Hail Storm
A ridiculous hail storm takes on a swimming pool this past weekend in Oklahoma city.
CANADIAN STAND UP SHOWCASE: NIKKI PAYNE
With her lisp and attitude, Nikki Payne has carved herself a good following in Canadian comedy and its a following well deserved. She’s funny and a graduate of Humber College’s School of Comedy, she has been featured on Just for Laughs, Last Comic Standing, The Hour and a ton of other comedy specials. Nikki’s also been known to join up with The Boom comedy troupe and Nerdgasm Comedy both of which perform regularly in the Toronto area. Keep an eye on her website for details on upcoming shows. And in the meantime, here’s what you can expect.
10 Worst Unicorn Tattoos
This is one of those rare treats in life where you get handed a double whammy of what the fuck. You know when you see something so utterly stupid and ugly that you get a sudden urge to gouge out your eyes and run around screaming mindless oaths forsaking your own gods. Yes, well I bring you a gallery of such images, a gallery of unicorn tattoos that will make you say WTF mate? Let’s analyze these monstrosities and hopefully we can steer you in the right direction – away from such tattoos.
5 Funniest Conan O'Brien Tweets
omedian Conan O'Brien got the boot from NBC months ago, so he needed something to pass time that didn't conflict with his contract terms, and Twitter was the answer.
Dreaming Kitty
So cute, it should be illegal. (via:thedailywh.at)
13 Albino Animals
Amazing to see how a lack of pigment can make an animal appear so very differently. Plus, you can print these pictures out and color them however you want.
Hipster Bears
Drawing on your nostalgia for Care Bears and your dying love of all things ironic. Apparently this was pitched to be a real show. Sorry for adding one more hipster meme to the overflowing pile... All of this Via.
LOST: SEASON 6 EPISODE 15 – ACROSS THE SEA
This late in the series we can safely assume that the writers of Lost aren’t going to introduce any more new characters, right? Right??!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right.
5 CRASHES THAT ARE MORE FUN THAN A STOCK MARKET CRASH
Last week, the stock market crashed as the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped over 1000 points in a matter of moments. Stock markets around the world blew up and money in people’s wallets spontaneously caught fire. Your credit card melted right there in your wallet. It was panic in the streets and my girlfriend shaved her head in preparation of the coming apocalypse.
FAVOURITE INVENTIONS FROM EPIC WIN FTW VOL. 3
Remember when you were a kid and you used to collect scrap bits of junk to make a robot out of it? Why didn’t you just think to make a suit you could get in instead? Because you never would have got out of it, that’s why!
Tarsiers Sing Jay-Z
Spectral tarsiers lip-syncing to "Show Me What You Got" by Jay-Z.
Chanel Hand/Trash Bag
Classy & Trashy. The Most affordable Chanel hand bag.
5 Reasons Hipsters Will Dump You
Various Hipster Break-Up Texts. [via How Hipsters Date]
Techno Dog
Feel the beat!
Facebook Ad Fail
It's almost like Facebook's ad-monitoring team just got really depressed and gave up.
LOST: SEASON 6 EPISODE 14 – THE CANDIDATE
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!: What happened in last night’s episode of Lost? Well... we have all the juicy inside scoop, such as did they get-off-the-island??
Fun With a Microwave
The kids from our sister channel, Aux TV’s Talkshow Night at Juicebox Manor, get all crazy with a Microwave. Find out what happens when you expose a condom, CD, light bulb and many more to dangerous micro-radiation.
OVER-PROTECTIVE CAT - Your Reason to Live
Skip to the 00:40 mark when you watch this video. The first 40 seconds are just a kid playing like a tard. You don’t want to watch that. If you want to watch that maybe you should go down to your local police station. What you want to watch is the ensuing chaos which starts shortly after the 40 second mark.
AUX TV Contest: RT to Win Tickets to See MASSIVE ATTACK This Weekend in Toronto!
Massive Attack are coming to Toronto to play TWO shows this weekend and AUX TV wants to send you and a friend to see them on Sunday May 9th. Want to win these tickets? Just retweet this post and you’ll automatically be entered to win. They will announce the winners on Friday morning
Whack-A-Cat
Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).
