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5 Reasons Hipsters Will Dump You

Various Hipster Break-Up Texts. [via How Hipsters Date]

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  • 1. You're Not Worldly Enough

    "Ugh do you EVER leave Williamsburg?"

  • 2. You Have Nothing In Common

    "Drinking only EVER suits men like Bukowski."

  • 3. Your Lack of Talent

    "Landscapes? When you said 'talented artist' I was expecting to see something more...unconventional"

  • 4. It's Just Their Nature

    "My second grade teacher always said honestly is the best policy. She was so alt."

  • 5. They Still Have a Boyfriend

    "He's a musician...and I'm like...his only fan."