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22 Reasons You Want Jenny Mollen To Be Your New Best Friend

You know you want Jenny Mollen, Twitter phenom and author, to be your best friend. Here's why.

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Meet Jenny Mollen!

Actress, Twitter comedienne, writer, and your new best friend. Here's why:

Actress, Twitter comedienne, writer, and your new best friend. Here's why:

1. She's endlessly wise.

2. She's a badass who got banned from Instagram.

The most important thing to know about Teets is that, unlike most dogs, he's an actual person. I'm not one of those animal freaks who will tell you that all dogs are created equal. Some dogs are just dogs. Teets, however, is a person in a small dog-sized fur suit and has to be treated as such.

4. She's a pioneer in the world of dog bar mitzvahs.

#barkmitzvah forever!

#barkmitzvah forever!

5. She knows the importance of playing dress up.

She is an actress, after all.

She is an actress, after all.

6. She has an awesome job.

7. In fact, you may know her from Girls Season 3.

8. She knows how you really feel about having a sister.

9. She has an uncanny ability to tap into universal truths.

10. She's not one of those annoying new moms.

In fact, she's HILARIOUS.

In fact, she's HILARIOUS.

11. She has the cutest family.

Oh, and she's married to Jason Biggs, of American Pie fame.

Oh, and she's married to Jason Biggs, of American Pie fame.

12. She specializes in real talk.

The book is not good by any sort of literary standard. There is practically zero story. The heroine, Ana, is a fucking loser whom I'd never be friends with. And the love interest, Christian, is the type of guy who'd no doubt ask to fist me at a dinner party. My response, of course, being: 'Dude, you're twenty-seven years old. Get the fuck away from me... Wait, you have your own helicopter? Okay, come back.'... [But] After zipping through Fifty Shades Darker, the second book in the trilogy, I was doing things I hadn't done in years, like shaving all the blond hairs off the back of my thighs, closing the bathroom door while I peed, and seducing my husband with more than just a simple: 'I feel like we're supposed to be having sex.' I was a rabid, insatiable animal. And by that I mean I wanted sex more than twice a week.

14. She's super hot.

15. She values what you value.

16. She has her priorities in order.

17. She understands you.

18. She understands your feelings about housework.

19. She has cool friends.

Via Cattle Call (Film, 2006)

20. And she comes Chelsea Handler-approved!

21. She can make anything look good.

Including you, her new best friend.

Including you, her new best friend.

22. She just gets it.

For more Jenny, check out her new book, I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY I AM.

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