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Swipe Through The Founding Fathers On Tinder And We'll Tell You If You're Destined To Die Alone

They're the Founding Fathers of America, but you can just call them "Daddy."

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  1. First up is George Washington. Swipe right if you'd like to go on a date with him. His bio says: "I'm the O.G. President. Just seeing what's out there. Let's cross the Delaware together."

    American History Central
    Swipe left. Sorry!
    Swipe left. Sorry!
    Oh, hell yes! Swipe right.
    Oh, hell yes! Swipe right.
  2. Next is Alexander Hamilton. What do you think? His bio says: "Sorry, even *I* can't get tickets to Hamilton."

    Biography.com
    Nah. Swipe left.
    Nah. Swipe left.
    I am not throwing away my shot! Swipe right.
    I am not throwing away my shot! Swipe right.
  3. John Adams is next. Swipe left or right? His bio says: "Happily married to my beautiful wife, Abigail. Just here to make friends."

    History.com
    Gross! Swipe left.
    Gross! Swipe left.
    Hey, I'm not here to judge. Swipe right.
    Hey, I'm not here to judge. Swipe right.
  4. Benjamin Franklin pays for Tinder Plus and is currently swiping from Paris. His bio says: "I discovered electricity, so let's make some sparks fly. Paris for now, Philly in a few weeks to sign the Declaration of Independence."

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    No, thanks. Swipe left.
    No, thanks. Swipe left.
    He could fly my kite any day of the week. Swipe right.
    He could fly my kite any day of the week. Swipe right.
  5. You've been Super Liked by James Madison! Charming or desperate? His bio says: "I wrote the Bill of Rights, and now I'm looking to make some amendments to my own life."

    Biography.com
    Yikes. Swipe left.
    Yikes. Swipe left.
    Aw! Swipe right.
    Aw! Swipe right.
  6. Next, you've got Thomas Jefferson. Hot or not? His bio says: "We can tell our parents we met at Monticello :)"

    Whitehouse.gov
    Kind of a creep. Swipe left.
    Kind of a creep. Swipe left.
    Sure, why not? Swipe right.
    Sure, why not? Swipe right.
  7. And last, we have Abraham Lincoln. Okay, he's not ~technically~ a Founding Father, but he deserves love too. His bio says: "Honest guy here. Down for almost anything, but maybe not going to the theater. 6'4" if it matters."

    Encyclopedia Britannica
    No, thanks. Swipe left.
    No, thanks. Swipe left.
    I would climb that boy like a tree. Swipe right.
    I would climb that boy like a tree. Swipe right.

Swipe Through The Founding Fathers On Tinder And We'll Tell You If You're Destined To Die Alone

You got: You're destined for true love

Congratulations! You clearly know who is worthy of your time — and who deserves an immediate swipe left. True love is bound to come your way eventually — it's only a matter of time.

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You got: You're definitely going to die alone

Alright, listen up. You're looking for love in all the wrong places, and your swiping habits prove it. Maybe consider getting a cat.

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