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These 17 Jokes Will Only Make Sense If You're Single And Anxious AF

Me IRL.

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[starts dating] [falls in love] [gets married] [raises a family] [has grandkids] [celebrates 50th anniversary] [on deathbed] so what are we

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second base is having an anxiety attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

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*At my future wedding* "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

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anxiety got me approaching relationships like

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brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me: why did you bring me this brain: just because

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me when i talk to my crush: hey what's up bitch me on the inside: oh u fool u have ruined ur only chance at love

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[first date] me: So, do you like street magic? her: Not really me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either

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Good things to say after sex 1. thanks 2. that was fun 3. do u think my betta fish went to heaven when he died 4. where then 5. where is he

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Sometimes I see an ambulance & wonder if its for me; like I died moments ago & don't know it yet MY DATE: I meant what do u do for a living

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Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too.

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hey do u want to go on a date and then afterwards stress about which one of us will text the other person first

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when boys flirt with me i'm like do you have any experience with anxiety disorders

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I HAVE TRUST ISSUES I KISS WITH MY EYES OPEN BECAUSE I'M WORRIED YOU'LL LEAVE I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE YOU LOOK PRETTY TONIGHT

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Sometimes I follow my instincts and others times I'm like this guy gives me so much anxiety I better start a relationship with him

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i want someone to take me dancing but will also take me home after i get overwhelmed by my anxiety from actually going out

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Person: "we need to talk" Me: *anxiety explodes and I can hardly breathe" "yeah sure thing"

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