1. Luna Simone Stephens — aka Luna Legend — is a very busy girl.
2. She does whatever the hell she wants.
LUNA GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP
3. She's got two awesome, talented, and hot-as-hell parents...
4. ...and a grandma who likes to dress her up in strange clothes when nobody's around.
Mom is babysitting and I've got photos of Luna in some pajama dress I've never seen and she's wearing shoes for the… https://t.co/TBXa7H3Mvo
5. Luna Legend is a gifted artist. Picasso could never!
6. She loves her bright colors.
The hardest part of having a child is without a doubt the horrific colors of everything they love
7. Her dad actually SINGS in her fav Disney movies...
I can't believe Luna has a papa who sings on my favorite Disney song ever. She better APPRECIATE THIS SHIT it's so pretty 😩😩😩
8. ...and hooks her up with the cast of Sesame Street.
9. Which means she's now close, personal friends with Elmo.
10. She'll laugh at lit'rally anything.
I constantly have to figure out what makes Luna laugh every day because it's never the same. Today: "boo".
11. I mean, anything.
Luna is laughing just as hard at my fake a'choo sneezes today as she did yesterday. So jealous of her baby ignorance.
12. She has a whole crew of adorable dogs to play with.
13. ...including this Frenchie named Penny, who has three legs.
14. A fact which may or may not be very confusing to Luna.
i just realized that when luna's teacher asks how many legs a dog has, she will really not be sure
15. Luna Legend can coordinate an outfit like no other.
16. She's been making her presence known since she was in the womb:
Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
if this baby is anything like me, she is laughing and rolling her eyes in the womb at me trying burned-at-the-toe chinese herbs to flip her
This tiny baby is an immune system thief and i can't wait to tell it the second it comes out. We have a lot to discuss, actually
17. And she came out looking EXACTLY like her father.
18. She's also low-key got the funniest mom on the planet.
john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
19. ...who always makes sure Luna is a TOP priority, along with Oreos and a Spike TV award.
never thought I’d get to actually play what I thought was a hypothetical game of what would you grab if there were… https://t.co/1AQXfObpPo
20. Luna's lived in some of LA's most iconic residences:
the rental we lived in right before and after luna was born is Larry's house on the first few seasons of Curb. I am giddy he was ever there