It all started when Pete was invited to Kid Cudi's birthday dinner at Nobu, along with actor Timothée Chalamet.
Now, in case you weren't aware, Nobu is FANCY. They have locations in basically every city where rich people live, and while the food is supposed to be incredible (not like I'd know!!!), it's also very pricey.
But despite the heavy price tag, Pete decided to be nice and slip his credit card to the waiter before Cudi and Chalamet showed up. After all, it was only supposed to be a few people. How much could they possibly eat?
That's when Kid Cudi dropped the bombshell: "Hey, Kim and Kanye might come by."
"That would be awesome!" Pete says he told Cudi. "And then I was like...oh no."
According to Pete, he knew his wallet was in trouble as soon as the couple walked through the door:
So they come by, and we're outside. And Kanye goes, "Let's get the special room, in the back." And I was like, oh no.
"So we're sitting there, and I was texting my touring agent, like, 'Yo, we gotta book more shows. Shit's getting real over here,'" Pete told Jimmy.
And when the waiter came by to take Kimye's order, Pete nearly had a heart attack.
"I want that stuff that's not even on the menu," Kanye apparently told the waiter. "That CRAZY stuff."
Pete did take a moment to mention how much he loves Kanye — while Jimmy just couldn't believe Kanye didn't pick up the bill.
But Pete had already given his credit card to the server, so there was no going back: He picked up the tab for everyone.
"[The bill] actually wasn't as bad as you would think, but it's not like it's Applebee's," Pete said. "It's Nobu, which is like 77 Applebee'ses."
You can watch Pete tell the story in all its awkward glory right here:
