11 Reasons Why People Who Vote Are Better At Sex

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Listen. There are lots of important reasons why you should vote this year. But today I'm only gonna focus on ONE: People who vote are much, much better at sex than people who don't.

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Don't believe me? It's true! People who vote can FUCK. Here are the HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC* reasons why.

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*Not at all scientific but bear with me.

1. Voters know how to take charge.

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Whether they're asserting a little dominance in the bedroom or taking back their democracy, voters aren't afraid to grab the reigns and take charge when the moment is right.

2. They don't expect other people to do the work for them.

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Ever hooked up with someone who made YOU do all the work? It's the worst — and that's exactly what it's like when people decide not to vote. You can't just rely on others to get the job done, people!!!

3. They know what they like.

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Knowing what you want your partner to do to you in bed? That's hot. Knowing who you want to represent you in Congress? That's hotter.

4. And they're not afraid to ASK for what they like, either.

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If there's something you want, you have to SPEAK UP! That's what the best lovers do, and that's what every voter's gonna do on Nov. 6!

5. They're not intimidated by a challenge.

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Whether it's beating out a popular incumbent or keeping you up all damn night, voters are ready for any challenge that comes their way.

6. They're highly attuned to what's happening around them.

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If you've ever had the misfortune of being with someone who was a little...inattentive...you know how boring it can be. But NOBODY is more engaged with the world around them than a voter!

7. They always come prepared.

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It doesn't matter whether they're making sure they're registered before Election Day or stocking up on condoms before heading out on a date — voters know how to come prepared.

8. They're not just gonna lie down and do nothing.

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Things might be rough in the world right now, but voters aren't gonna take that shit lying down! And they aren't gonna lie down and do nothing in the sack, either. Voters want ACTION.

9. They're open to trying new things.

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This year, a record 800,000 new voters registered to vote on National Voter Registration Day. This means that tons of Americans will be trying something new this year — and we all know that the best lovers are open to a little ~experimentation~.

10. They're always striving to make things better.

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Whether they're improving their oral skills or fighting for a more equitable America, voters are never satisfied with "good enough."

11. And finally........they can always locate the perfect spot.

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Be it a little circle on a ballot or the G-spot on their partner, voters always know how to find the perfect spot.

So don't forget to register to vote this year. It takes only a few minutes, and I KNOW you can last longer than that. ;)

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