You know Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King — television legends and BFFs.
The two have a web series together called The OG Chronicles, where they give viewers advice on various problems.
Well, in today's episode, a viewer wrote in with a VERY dicey problem: She's been secretly text-flirting with her sister's ex-boyfriend.
Oprah, for her part, was having none of this mess.
But in addition to some rock-solid advice (stop texting him, duh), the two women revealed that they actually have a plan in place in case Gayle ever sleeps with Oprah's longtime partner, Stedman Graham.
"This is interesting. Years ago, I think I'd been dating Stedman...I don't know. I've been dating him since 1775. So we've been together a long time," Oprah began.
"But early on in our relationship, I was doing these shows [like] 'My sister slept with my sister's husband' or 'my sister slept with my boyfriend,' and all that. And Gayle said..."
"If you ever catch me and Stedman, you know, boinking around, fooling around, you catch us in bed..." Gayle said. "[Oprah] shouldn't even be mad at me, because she should say I've lost my mind."
"Take me to the hospital. You shouldn't even be upset," Gayle added.
"[Gayle] goes, 'Call someone. Put me in the jackets and have me carried off because you will know that I have lost my mind," Oprah said.
"Lost my mind," Gayle agreed.
And Gayle concluded with a very valid point: Stedman would be the one to blame anyway.
And there you have it! That's Oprah and Gayle's contingency plan for if Gayle ever sleeps with Stedman. Thought you deserved to know!