Buzz·Posted on Jun 24, 201819 Tweets That Will Make Any Hot Mess Say, "Me As Hell"My whole life summed up in 19 tweets.by Stephen LaConteBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. griffin @MuenchowGriffin My debit card is more like a gift card... not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try 03:48 PM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. AK 🇹🇹 @franzakeem Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight 10:03 PM - 04 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 𝖏𝖚𝖓𝖊 𝖇𝖚𝖌 @moongrudge everyone is pissed at me for saying i think gumby looks like he'd be good to eat 06:52 PM - 21 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan O'Brien @Megan_OBrienn Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately 03:13 PM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Paxton Parris @paxton247 Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house Me now: 12:55 AM - 21 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. la'derrick @khaleezy Me tryna fold a fitted sheet 01:10 AM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. k8e @kpfeffss I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday 08:39 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. hannah chambers @hanchambers I don't understand why I can never finish a bag of lettuce before it expires in a week but can finish a BUCKET of chocolate pretzels that is gunna be fine until 2025 in one sitting. 09:47 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rox @rockyandthesun i’m taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒❣️❣️😍😍😍😍😍😍for granted 02:23 AM - 12 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. nana @peachy____queen waking up after sleeping with a tank top on 04:21 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. im crying a lot @notclarinet my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????” 03:43 AM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. tay🤩 @taaylorrmariee last night i ordered a vanilla iced coffee at tim hortons and the guy handed it to me and said “is that good? i can add more vanilla if you need me to. just let me know and i will” and now i think he’s the only person that cares about me 03:43 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. rox @granados_roxana Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on 06:07 PM - 14 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔 @L0calEmo 09:35 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. HASHLANTA @sirHASHington I trust Chick-fil-A so much that I don’t even check my bag and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what’s best for me. 02:35 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Katy Wellhousen @KatyWellhousen "Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly 08:21 PM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. eric turtle @dubstep4dads waiter: we only have tap water, is that okay? me: listen i wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun 03:33 AM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Colin C @ColinChambers44 I have a research paper due in 4 hours and the letter M on my keyboard is broken 07:14 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite