1. This person who HOPEFULLY misspelled the word "cologne."
2. This person who was SURE they wanted Fork Knife.
3. This person who had a special birthday dinner planned.
4. This person who wants you to just say NO to sauce.
5. This person who might want to turn the captions on when watching HGTV.
6. This person who seems to be looking for the phrase "no offense."
7. This person who is hopefully selling an ottoman — not their grandmother's abdomen.
8. This person who came so very close to identifying Abraham Lincoln on a test.
9. This person who had a very creative way of spelling "deja vu."
10. This person who absolutely MUST learn how to spell "incense."
11. This person whose phone was presumably "confiscated."
12. This person who should probably not become a doctor.
13. This person who tried to say that "looks can be deceiving."
14. This mom, whose kids apparently remind her of a hole in a tire.
15. This person who just now learned the phrase "might as well."
16. This person who absolutely loved Bohemian Rhapsody — even if they don't quite know the name of it.
17. This person who accidentally said "feel day" — and her friends had a field day.
18. This person who could not quite remember the word "salmonella."
19. This person whose milk is apparently very inspiring.
20. This person who had a delicious interpretation of the phrase "beck and call."
21. This person who meant to make a graduation cake for a valedictorian.
22. This person who apparently thought the word "essay" was an acronym.
23. And finally, there's this person, who should definitely learn how to spell "Shih Tzu."
H/t to r/boneappletea