1. A filter that makes every picture your friends take of you look as good as the selfies you take of yourself.
2. An "invisibility mode" where you can creep on someone's Insta Story without them knowing.
3. The ability to turn off those freaking read receipts.
4. The ability to see who's tagged in a picture without risking an accidental like.
5. On a somewhat related note, a "no-like" mode for when you're three years deep on your crush's profile and don't want to like anything by mistake.
6. The ability to see who unfollowed you after you posted a whole bunch of selfies.
7. The ability to filter out all the coupley pictures people post when you're single and feeling bitter AF.
8. A feature that IMMEDIATELY deletes your account if you post more than 10 pictures to your story.
WILL I WATCH YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY? A FRIENDLY GUIDE yes: ______ ______ ______ lol no: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
It's called curating, people!
9. A feature that blocks all the sponsored content your fave celebs post.
10. A feature that automatically zooms in when a hot dude posts a shirtless pic from afar 👀.
11. A "selfie stealth mode" that makes your screen look like you're texting, so you can take a billion selfies in public without people knowing.
12. A "dog pictures only" mode for when you're in a bad mood and don't want to look at people.
13. A feature that automatically likes all your BFF's pictures since you're inevitably going to anyway.
14. A feature that automatically throws your phone into the closest lake whenever you're tempted to DM your ex a cute selfie.
15. And finally, a GODDAMN CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINE.
