I think the funniest part of this is the commentary from the outraged. Okay, when someone does one of those dumbass “when I was a kid everything was great” lists, and talks about how much better it was when there were no seatbelt laws or vaccinations, and no kid had to wear a helmet, and parents were allowed to use the belt on their kids when they spilled a cup of milk”, I get a bit miffed. Because that shit is stupid. Believe it or not. But this is meant to be “tongue in cheek”. And it really does appear that some readers don’t understand that. Get a grip, kids. This is satire. Not political commentary.