1. You could settle every argument by jousting.
Landlord says you’re late on rent? Joust ‘em for it. Roommate forgot to take out the trash? Joust ‘em for it. Everyone saying your obsession with jousting to solve all your problems is getting out of hand? Joust ‘em for it.
2. Animals could be put on trial for any wrongdoings.
In the case of House Cat Vs. Your Sweet New Ikea Sofa, we find the defendant, Fluffy McWhiskerpaws, guilty by Animal Court of Law. We sentence him to five thousand kissy-wisses. Dismissed.