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1. A wildly popular stimulator with pressure wave technology to gently caress and suck the clit or any other surface as no other toy or person has before. Plus, it's super quiet for when you want to pleasure yourself, but don't want the neighbors to hear.
2. A sonic vibrator that allows you to choose between four intensity levels of 31,000 vibrations per MINUTE. Yes, you read that correctly. "Hi, everyone? Cancel all my plans. I'm busy." —me, and soon to be you.
3. A wearable couples toy so two people can enjoy a bit of fun simultaneously. To wear this, the smaller part goes inside one party along with the penis or strap-on while the larger part sits on top. The best part is that it is designed to sit perfectly in place while you have sex, so it's a hand-free toy with all the fun.
4. A silicone vibrator made with a curved head for the ~ultimate~ penetrative targeting. You can also choose between 20 different functions of varying speeds, vibrations, and pulsations to find the perfect fit for you and your orgasms.
5. A multi-toy vibrator for when you want to have a bit of fun with you and your partner. No really. There over 29 possible ways you could use this — on your nipples, clit, labia, and even penis. We love a versatile queen!
6. A rechargeable stimulater that uses contactless stimulation on your clit's nerve-endings while the curved head teases your G-spot oh-so-perfectly. "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" —the vibrator.
7. An oral sex stimulator for when you want to simulate the feeling of a tongue going down on you without having to scroll through Tinder trying to find a date. Plus, with the ability to rotate and handle different combinations of vibration patterns, you're definitely all set for the night.
8. A curved vibrator that will literally be able to memorize your favorite vibration pattern so you don't have to try and figure it out each time you masturbate. Bonus: This bad boy has squeeze mode, which means you can find the speed you like, lock the vibrator with a press of a button and go hands-free. Look, Ma! No hands!
9. A mind-blowing vibrator with three detachable heads so you can change up your masturbating sessions without having to fish out an old toy. Not only does it have seven vibration modes and intensities, it also has a 60-minute run time so you can get back to RHONY in no time.
10. A vibrating ring to slide around the base of your partner's penis or strap-on, making them last longer and giving you some serious penetration *and* surface stimulation. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
11. A quilted vibrator with a Swarovski crystal button because you're fancy and I expect nothing less from you. Bonus: It's travel-friendly! You can lock the vibrator so it won't accidentally turn on when you're going through airport security.
12. A classic bunny vibrator with five different functions *and* dual motors so it may actually be able to handle you. *hair flip*
13. A finger vibrator (yes, you read that right) to transform your boring old finger into a power bullet of insane vibrations. With the lovely texture exterior, you'll be enjoying the bumps while pinpointing the perfect spot for your best orgasm yet.
14. A sextech console that releases sonic waves, permeating deep into the penis for basically the ~ultimate~ act of self-care. It also has a patented cruise control technology so this bad boy never experiences a drop in power during vigorous use. Go hard — it can handle it.
15. A pocket vibrator because you know that some of the best things come in small packages and this bullet is one of them. It has seven functions of varying vibrations, speeds, pulsations, *and* it's travel-friendly with a safety lock. AKA your new best friend.
16. An eco-friendly vibrator for when you care about the environment just as much as you do your pleasure routine. This beauty is the first biodegradable and recyclable vibrator so you can enjoy the multi-speed vibrations in pure bliss. You're basically saving the planet, one mind blowing orgasm at a time.
17. A dual-stimulation vibrator, because no sex toy list is complete without one of these. The vibrator has 20 different functions and intensities while remaining ridiculously quiet and discreet. Basically, you don't have to worry about your roommate banging on your door for the seventh time to tell you to masturbate quieter.
18. A prostate massage that *also* works as a double ring for basically the most intense orgasm of your life. The rings work together to limit blood flow, enhancing erections while the massager vibrates, creating the perfect blend of ecstasy. The only thing close enough to achieving this reaction is cookie dough ice cream, tbh.
19. A power wand with 20 (!!!) vibration patterns *and* eight speed strengths for when you're having a tough day and just need to sit back and relax. It's even water-resistant, so take it to your bubble bath! If this isn't self-love, I don't know what is.
20. A dual-stimulating vibrator, because it is lab-crafted to hit that G-spot and clit simultaneously without sacrificing the pleasure for either of them. Each vibration pattern it has is matched with a specified LED color which makes it easy to remember which one is your *go-to*.
21. A sleek vibrator bullet with nine dynamic speeds and patterns to choose from so you can find the perfect combo for your mood each night you use it. It's also super travel-friendly due to its tiny size and travel-lock function. Not me keeping it in my pocket for any emergency masturbation sessions. You can never be too safe, ya know?
22. A seven-inch (hello!) speed-dial vibrator that lets you twist the knob (hehe) to increase your speed to the desired intensity level. Masturbation tip: Start at medium speed and move to the highest speed. In the end, bring it low for a slow and intense orgasm.
23. Weighted vaginal beads to gently (and discreetly) vibrate inside you for either foreplay or even to strengthen the muscles in your vagina. It comes with two different weights for a variety of sensations.
24. A Soraya 2 dual massager to stimulate both your surface and penetrative area at the same time. I always say, two orgasms are better than one. You can quote me.
25. An anal plug designed to provide serious vibrations that will help you reach your big "O" with some major prostate love.
26. A BuzzFeed AirVibe clit suction vibrator that doubles as a G-spot stimulator, giving you double the pleasure with 10 different vibration modes. It's waterproof, rechargeable, ~and~ comes in a discreet compact case, no bigger than your blush.
27. A realistic vibrator because you don't need all those fancy colors and designs. You just need a nice penis, and honestly, I live for that attitude.
28. A mini bullet vibrator with one simple button that will control all of the unbelievable nine speeds and patterns. You'll be orgasming faster than a bullet can travel, trust me.
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