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19 Things TV Addicts Would Never Say

"I'm really behind on The Mindy Project."

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1. "I don't own a TV."

Bravo Networks

One, that is not the only way to watch TV it is 2015. Two, to quote Joey Tribbiani: 'what's all your furniture pointed at?'

2. "I'm not up to date with Game of Thrones."

Why not?

3. "I just don't have the time to watch TV."

Bravo Networks

You make time. TV is love. TV is life.

4. "28 shows a week is too many."

With that attitude, yes it is.

5. "What's pilot season?"

The best time of the year.

6. "What's an OTP?"

ABC

The couple you're shipping? Your endgame couple? I mean...

7. "Oh, did Selfie get cancelled? I didn't realise."

ABC Family

YES IT DID AND I'LL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN.

8. "After Don't Trust The B---- In Apartment 23 got cancelled I was fine."

HBO

I felt personally attacked by ABC, to be honest.

9. "I started watching like, three seasons in, maybe?"

...and you're just like... OK with that??

10. "Movies are so much better than TV shows."

FOX

That is false.

11. "I'm not invested in any TV relationships."

ABC Family

What? Not Dandy? Spoby? Ezria? Chair? Spuffy? Bangel? NONE OF THEM WHAT???

12. "Oh it's fine, I'll just read the recap."

Did you actually just call yourself a fan?

13. "Does Parks and Recreation get good ratings?"

Do you not check to see how your favourite shows are doing every week?

14. "I was halfway through the season, and then I just stopped watching."

FOX

...what?

15. "What happened on How To Get Away With Murder? I missed that episode, I'll catch it next week."

FOX

I mean, I can tell you... but what. Like, you're just... you're just not going to watch it yourself? Like it's not important to you to see every episode?

16. "I have no opinion on spoilers."

Bravo Networks

No. Either you love spoilers, or you hate spoilers. There is no in between.

17. "I have no theories about where Pretty Little Liars is going."

I THINK ABOUT NOTHING ELSE IT IS ALL CONSUMING.

18. "What are the Emmys for again?"

Netflix

The most important day of the year.

19. "It's just a TV show!"

HOW DARE YOU NO IT'S NOT.