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The 27 Stages Of Doing Karaoke

From singing in the shower to ~crushing it~ on the karaoke stage.

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1. Singing in the shower, weeks beforehand.

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2. Realising you sound amazing.

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3. Thinking "the world needs to hear me sing this song".

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4. Suggesting karaoke to your friends.

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5. Planning a night of drinking and karaoke.

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6. Feeling nervous about singing in public.

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7. Drinking.

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8. Drinking more.

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9. Drinking again.

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10. Getting drunk enough that you are ready to sing.

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11. Selecting your jams.

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12. Singing.

13. Thinking "oh God this is nervewracking".

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14. Drinking more, again.

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15. Performing again.

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16. Thinking "I am slaying".

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17. Putting ALL YOUR SONGS ON IN A ROW.

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18. Not wanting to ever give up the microphone.

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19. Taking a break, to drink (and to let someone else take a damn turn).

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20. Realising your throat is sore.

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21. Singing some more.

22. Realising your throat is ~raw~.

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23. Thinking "it's probably time to go home".

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24. Having a post-karaoke sore throat for three days.

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25. Remembering that your friend has video evidence of you screaming an embarrassing song.

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26. Feeling low-key mortified.

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27. Repeating the whole process in a few months, after your feelings of mortification have subsided.

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