1.
Singing in the shower, weeks beforehand.
2.
Realising you sound amazing.
3.
Thinking "the world needs to hear me sing this song".
4.
Suggesting karaoke to your friends.
5.
Planning a night of drinking and karaoke.
6.
Feeling nervous about singing in public.
10.
Getting drunk enough that you are ready to sing.
13.
Thinking "oh God this is nervewracking".
14.
Drinking more, again.
16.
Thinking "I am slaying".
17.
Putting ALL YOUR SONGS ON IN A ROW.
18.
Not wanting to ever give up the microphone.
19.
Taking a break, to drink (and to let someone else take a damn turn).
20.
Realising your throat is sore.
22.
Realising your throat is ~raw~.
23.
Thinking "it's probably time to go home".
24.
Having a post-karaoke sore throat for three days.
25.
Remembering that your friend has video evidence of you screaming an embarrassing song.
26.
Feeling low-key mortified.
27.
Repeating the whole process in a few months, after your feelings of mortification have subsided.
