1. "My train is running late."
2. "My car won't start!"
I slept in.
3. "I have food poisoning, I can't come in today."
4. "No, sorry, I can't come in on short notice today, I already had plans."
5. "I can't attend the staff meeting today; I have class at that time."
6. "I can't work late night trade anymore, I have uni then, too."
7. "Yep, I totally finished all that paperwork."
8. "We've only been chatting for two minutes and we've been talking about how best to merchandise this area."
9. "I'm not hungover, I just ate some bad sushi last night."
10. "The store was really busy, that's why I got nothing done!"
11. "There's totally no swearing on this album she says 'thug' not 'fuck'!"
12. "I have some family stuff going on I need to have my phone with me at all times."
13. "Yes, I definitely think we'll make more sales if we put balloons everywhere."
14. "I actually need that Sunday off because it's my brother's birthday and we're going to lunch together."
15. "I have definitely tidied up my area and have not just hidden the mess from your eyes."
16. "I've heard it's really good!"
17. "I'll have a look out the back for you."
18. "It's been really popular!"
19. "Yes, I can tell you all the details about how this works!"
I am either reading to you from the box or straight up lying to your face right now.