1. When you look at the time and you were meant to meet your friends an hour ago.
2. When you get carded and even though it's your ID, they stare at it for ages so you try to make yourself look exactly like your photo.
3. When you see your friends across the bar.
4. When you meet someone and immediately set clear boundaries so that they don't get the wrong idea.
5. When you're feeling the love and just generally having a great night.
6. When you're falling asleep but your song comes on.
7. When your song is on.
8. When you know that all eyes are on you with your sick dance moves.
9. When you see someone hot and do a double take.
10. When you catch your reflection in the bathroom mirror and are totally feeling your look.
11. When you're drunkenly documenting your entire night on Snapchat.
12. ...and Instagram.
13. When the club can't even handle you right now.
14. When your friend points the selfie stick at you.
15. When you have access to the VIP room.
16. When you did too many shots and you can't reeeeaaaaally feel your face anymore?
17. When you go to close your bar tab and then flashback to earlier in the night when money was an abstract concept and you were feeling generous.
18. When it's 3am and you just walked past KFC.
19. When you shouldn't have ordered that second burger.
20. When you got a cab on a side street and then you pass all the people waiting in line for a taxi.
21. When the cab driver intentionally brakes really hard because you're falling asleep in the back seat.
22. When you're finally home in bed.
23. And when you can't get out of bed the next day.
