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25 Stages You Go Through When Someone Insults Your OTP

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1. So you're having a regular conversation with your friend, just chatting about your favourite TV shows and movies, when all of a sudden, they're declare that they ~hate~ your OTP.

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2. At first, you assume that you misheard them, because obviously your OTP is flawless and it's impossible to hate them because they're so perfect together.

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3. Your friend, however, is not kidding. "What's so funny?" they ask, confused.

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4. "Tell me you're kidding," you say, on edge.

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5. "...but... I'm not kidding?" your friend replies, not understanding the full weight of their words.

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6. The shock begins to set in.

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7. Your fire a warning shot.

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8. "...what's happening right now?" your friend asks. "Are you okay?"

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9. You take a deep breath. This is going to get intense.

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10. You begin to tell them how you feel.

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11. "They're perfect together, do you not understand that?" you say, pleading the case for your beloved OTP.

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12. "Mmmhmm," your friend says, barely tolerating you.

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13. "I just don't ship them," your friend responds, stating that they'd like to see one of them with another character WHO IS TOTALLY AND OBVIOUSLY WRONG FOR THEM.

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14. You start to realise the gravity of the situation.

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15. You begin to get emotional.

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16. You start to wonder if your friendship will survive this.

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17. Your friend is about 500% done with you and your irrational behaviour.

18. "Okay, I'm sorry!" your friend says, insincerely.

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19. "You're not sorry! YOU'RE WRONG!" you say, completely unhinged.

20. "OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO PULL IT TOGETHER THEY ARE FICTIONAL," your friend says, visibly angry.

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21. You snap out of your tailspin.

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22. "Okay, yeah, you're right. It's not that important," you reply, cautiously.

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23. You agree to move on and never speak of this moment again.

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24. But in a tiny corner in the back of your mind, you know that this has altered your opinion of your friend and their awful taste.

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25. ...and also, you know you're right and your OTP is ~FLAWLESS~.

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BYE.

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